Mushrooms – they look weird, smell weird and taste weird. WHY are they put in everything?
Baths – BORING, sitting still in water that gradually goes cold, fermenting in your own filth ew, no thanks.
Massages/pedicures/manicures/facials etc – Urgh. I get so tense with these, I really can’t relax. there is plenty of other stuff that can be done that doesn’t involve being sat still and prodded at for half an hour. boring, pointless, can do it myself in a fraction of the time (aside from massages, and I can live without them)
Elvis – don’t get the hype. Studied him in history and still don’t know where the hype came from.
Uggs/crocs – chav shoes. ’nuff said. one has no proper support, the other looks like polystyrene.
like – people who, like, use this word, like, after every, like, other word. like. GET A VOCABULARY!
Sex in the City/Ally McBeal, Desparate Housewives – found all episodes I’ve ever seen (granted only a handful) tedious
Soaps – OHMY! you guys don’t have to put up with the rubbish the uk writes for us on tv (unless you happen across BBC america). Eastenders (london based) and Coronation Street (manchester based), where affairs are commonplace, murders are frequent and sh*te plotlines daily. Emmerdale and Hollyoaks are worse. It is to the point now where I have to leave the room if they’re on.
Fizzy drinks – too sweet and too…bubbly. They make me burp and make my stomach uncomfortable for ages afterwards. I prefer an orange squash or a ribena. Coke is awful.
Apple – I’m sick of his chuffing iphone, i’m sick of his chuffing mac and itunes can just disappear for all I care.
Getting absolutely off your face drunk – qu’est-ce que la point?
Coffee – just don’t like it, don’t think I ever will.
Lovely Bones – everyone raves about this book, I really didn’t like it.
Twilight – It’s a book. FICTION. (poorly written fiction) get over it.
“at the end of the day” – I really hate this phrase. It’s used far too much and makes little sense.
Smoking – I REALLY hate the smell. it makes me gag. It makes me gag more when I have to look into px eyes and i’m millimetres from their smelly bodies. Thankfully not too many smelly ones about.
Diet stuff – “14 stone in a day” or some equally naff idea where you do something plain silly in order to shortcut your way thin. The weird diets, slimming tablets…all annoy me. Eat les cr*p, move more. It’s THAT simple.
Cosmetic surgery – when it isn’t needed. it will NOT improve your self esteem. You’ll just wonder what you can do next.
I’m a grumpy lady, I’m sure I’ll remember more 😉