Post # 1
I can’t think of any but I know they will come to me.
First one, I can think of.
- “Are you on your period? (referring to moodiness)” Or “Are you PMSing?”
Have any others to add?
ETA: Just in case this gets heated, remember all relationships are different. We all have different standards. Please keep that in mind if you disagree with something.
Post # 3
I dont know why but this one just realllly gets to me!
Post # 5
“What a cute little belly…” STFU Mr. Beer Belly!
“You shouldn’t be upset/angry/etc over that…” Gee, thanks for telling me how what assanine thing you just said should make me feel, that really helps! He usually whips this one out at the peak of an argument just to push me over the edge.
Post # 6
“I didn’t like x you made for dinner”
Me: Why not?
“I just didn’t”
Me: Then eat a Hot Pocket and can it.
He does zero cooking and is a picky eater. grrrrrrrr.
Post # 7
“Don’t worry about it”.
In response to a question he does not want to answer or he knows will upset me. Literally like this:
Me: “Is your mom really coming to visit?”
Him: “Don’t worry about it.”
Post # 8
Agreed Agreed Agreed! I CANNOT stand this. Seriously, it pisses me off so bad.
Post # 10
Any variation of “It’ll all be okay” or “It will all work out” when I am worried or stressed about omething. I know he means it to be comforting but I would rather put a plan in place and when I try to ask questions or figure out a solution do not placate me. GRRRR.
Post # 11
my husband likes to say that i’m “chosing to be upset” when he pisses me off.
i tell him he’s fucking A right i’m “chosing” to be upset and that he needs to “chose his words wisely and i won’t be upset:)” lol
Post # 12
I can’t stand it when he says ‘shut up’ even in a joking way. It just kills my mood in a second.
Post # 13
haha, an ex boyfriend once told me my stomach was “marshmellowy”…and he thought I should take it as a compliment!
Post # 14
oh, boy. I HATE when DH says:
“I am going to pick you up” he always tries to pick me up. I HATE it. I weigh more than him!!!! LOL
“just chill” THIS IS THE WORST ONE! I could scream when he says it.
“leave me alone” that is what he says when I want to go to bed and he is in his computer room and I keep going in there asking when he is coming to bed LOL
Post # 15
OMG my husband says the same thing…grrr!
yes, I have no idea why but OMG I cant stand that!
keep them coming, I’m entertained 🙂
Post # 16
“I’ll do it in a minute”
I’m still waiting for alot of those minutes