Post # 182
Dear coworkers, STOP ASKING MY MOM ABOUT PERSONAL DETAILS ABOUT MY LIFE. JUST BECAUSE SHE COMES TO MY WORK/YOU GO TO HER WORK (My mom and I work in the same town…like three blocks from each other but in very different jobs) DOESN’T MEAN YOU CAN TALK ABOUT ME BEHIND MY BACK, ESPECIALLY ABOUT MY DAUGHTER AND WHAT KIND OF MOTHER I AM.
This coworker also told me to not have babies anytime soon because I’ve “done too much in a year” and need a break. I can’t wait until I’m farther along and can tell her I’m pregnant and that we planned it.
Post # 183
When people say to my son wow what has your mum been feeding you when they know dam well that he has ADHD why say that it makes me feel like its my fault. Mind your business smart arses!!!
Post # 184
Lady: You have the body of a fucking supermodel and a pretty face to boot. Heads turn whenever you’re around. Don’t fucking tell me that I’m only complimenting you because I’m being nice and that you’d appreciate honesty more. Really? You want honest? Fine, you’ve got it – you whiny, self-important, stupid, indecisive, spoiled-rotten, rude, prickly BITCH. Oh and by the way…what in the blue fuck?! Your feet are too ugly to wear sandal-style heels? Are you fucking shitting me? Who the hell will be staring at your FEET when your damn BOOBS are hanging out of your dress?!
Parents: Don’t bitch at me about never contacting you and never coming to see you when you’ve never bothered to come visit me when I moved away from your house and the state. Oh and remember all of those times I was the one maintaining the old weekly calls even though you never bothered to let me know if you were going to be gone during the specific times we had set up? Yeah. Acting all pathetic on the phone and offering to give me a couple thousand dollars to come see you and saying that it’s the same money you’d spend to come see me doesn’t make it any better. If it’s all the same anyway, COME THE FUCK HERE. Plus just because I do play all nice with you now does not mean I’ve forgotten about the fucked up childhood you handed me. Lastly, you aren’t being loving or concerned or doing what any parent would do every single time you call me fat. What’s that mom? Oh that’s really sweet of you, but no I would not like receiving Nutrisystem or Medifast as Christmas or pre-wedding gifts. Thanks for the thought though!
Holy crap. That felt so much better than I thought it would!
Post # 185
@KatieColorado: I’ve dealt with this 🙁
My supposed “friends” basically berated me when I was hoping for a proposal just before he asked because I was in “such a rush” and “so young”. Fiance and I are 24, about to turn 25 and been together nearly 5 years… All our friends are single – so their lame attitude doesn’t surprise me. Yet when we found out someone was pregnant, they said, “yeah, we’re at that age now”. Really?? We’re at a good age to get knocked up but not to get married??
Oh, and we’re going to wedding next month and the 27 year old bride said we were soooo young to be getting married. Lady, you are only 2 years older than me! I’ve been with my Fiance longer than you’ve known yours! When I met you at my FI’s birthday 2 years ago, you made out with girls for attention! It was disgusting and inappropriate! AND your wedding is going to be gaudy tackville.
Post # 186
To myself: GET THE EFF OVER IT! She’s a mole, she treats everyone like shit and she will continue to walk all over you until you grow some hypothetical balls and tell her how it really is!!!
Post # 187
I LOVE BACON! But not in a candle, bra, rose, or some other weird form. Just REGULAR YUMMY BACON!
Oh, and to my brother: STOP THINKING WITH YOUR PEEN0R! YOU DO NOT NEED TO KEEP GOING BACK TO THAT CRAZY CHICK!
For my Fiance: Stop it with the “I’m sorry that you feel that way” phrases, it is NOT an apology, and makes me want to stab you in the eye with a spork!
Ah, I feel better now! 😀