Post # 1
So I’ve seen the posts “sh&% my kids ruined” or “dogshaming” but let’s talk about those men in your life… is there something that your DH/SO/FI has either ruined, or eff’d up recently that just made life that much more fun for you?
I’ll go first: I asked my Darling Husband to get the dog food. Normally I get it because she needs very specific NOMS due to a slew of allergies. So I asked him to pick up the Wellness brand, Ocean blend: it would either be the blue or the orange. Well guess what? He got the WRONG blue Wellness brand (NOT Ocean Blend but chicken…which she ALWAYS has a reaction to) because “It was a cheaper blue bag.” So now the dog is a big farty mess and my house smells like dog shit thanks to her smelly ass.
Some days you just need to do it yourself!
Share and entertain me on this dull Monday!
Post # 3
Yeah, Kraft Mac N’ Cheese. He isn’t allowed to make it…ever. He just leaves it cooking for too long and it becomes a gooey mess or he will try to add special spices to “jazz” it up. He is a great cook, but I like my mac n’ cheese simple.
Post # 4
@KatiePi: Yeah you can’t play gourmet chef with Kraft Mac&Cheese. I wouldn’t let him touch it either!
Post # 5
@the_newlymintedmrs-s17: When we first moved in together we bought a gorgeous new dining room tabel and chairs. We had one of those reed diffuser things on the table, which he knocked over while i was at work. It stripped the table of some of its finish, but was cleaned up wuick enough that it wasnt noticable. Until i picked up the bottle, which he had neglected to wipe the bottom of, leaving a round ring of exposed wood where the finish was stripped. Then i moved the woven plastic placemat we had, and he had neglected to wipe up underneath that, leaving a lovely woven pattern of stripped finish on my BRAND NEW TABLE.
Post # 6
@FutureMrsA2014: ahaha oh my god! I couldn’t help but laugh because that’s definitely something my Fiance would do by accident!
@the_newlymintedmrs-s17: We had this dog food issue right before we moved into our new house! AND HE BOUGHT FRIGGEN ALPO AT THE GAS STATION!!!!!!!!!! THERE WAS DUST ON THE TOP OF THE CAN! ahahaha
He mostly just does things sort of halfway. God bless him because he DOES do anything I ask but, for example, he pickedu p my $180 specialty contact lens for my cornea issue. That night, I couldn’t find it anywhere in the house. It was about 11 degrees outside and I just THOUGHT to ask him the OUTLANDISH question “You didn’t leave the lens in your car, did you?” to which he replied “OH SHIT!!!” aahahahah
My FAVORITE is that I called him in an emergency at work to ask him to get me tampons. I took a photo of the box on my phone so he wouldn’t be a lost puppy. He showed up at wrok and I noticed the box looked huge. HE FRIGGEN BOUGHT ME OVERNIGHT EXTRA LONG PADS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I was in tears so upset haahhaha I haven’t used a pad since middle school. So sad. We laugh hysterically now because I went so far as to SEND A PICTURE and even still ahahaha