(Closed) This banana slicer saved my marriage..

posted 6 years ago in Cooking
Post # 3
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Sugar bee
  • Wedding: August 2012

I was so hoping you were referring to a crazy sex toy. Lol

Post # 5
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Sugar bee
  • Wedding: August 2012

Ps. Epic comments. 

Post # 6
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Honey bee
  • Wedding: August 2013

As you may or may not know, I have 27 trained monkeys I use to do my evil bidding. Well, the younger monkeys teeth have not fully developed and so slicing a banana to feed them is a necessary chore. The adult monkeys used to have to chew up bananas and feed their young but not anymore with the Victorio Kitchen Products 571B Banana Slicer. The adults are going bananas over this time saving easy product. No longer so they have to taste and chew the deliciousness banana without eating it teasing them like a teenage prom date.

Now, they can eat and enjoy while i feed the young by slicing the bananas into small pieces that’s easy for them to digest, This product is aces in my book and if you have 27 trained monkeys that will help you take over the land of OZ, i highly recommenced this product. This product is more useful than a barrel of monkeys

Post # 8
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Bee Keeper

Haha, the reviews are awesome!

Post # 9
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Sugar bee
  • Wedding: June 2010

Funny as anything! Gave me a good laugh, thanks!

Post # 10
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Helper bee
  • Wedding: July 2012

Bahahaha! That sure sounds like an awesome banana slicer!

Post # 11
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: June 2013

Did I order the wrong item? Did Amazon send me the wrong item? Am I the target of a hacker who’s targeting low-profile midwestern gardeners?


Hahaha!  This is great!! Thanks so much for sharing.  I can’t believe this is really on amazon. haha

Post # 13
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Honey bee
  • Wedding: November 1999

Seriously i love the reviews on Amazon.  If you liked that one, please read these wonderful articles on Cracked. They are seriously hilarious the things people put on amazon. 

 

http://www.cracked.com/article_18939_8-stupid-amazon-products-with-impressively-sarcastic-reviews_p2.html

 

http://www.cracked.com/article_19080_8-amazon-products-with-impressively-sarcastic-reviews-pt.-2.html?wa_user1=3&wa_user2=Tech&wa_user3=article&wa_user4=yesincite

Post # 14
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Bee Keeper

I am guessing that knives are becoming obsolete now?

Post # 15
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Busy bee
  • Wedding: July 2011

Is is bad to admit that I bought this? But I only paid $1…

Post # 16
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Bee Keeper

@crystlrox:  COOL, I want one too, it’s probably going to end up at the dollar store sometime!

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