(Closed) This wedding brough to you by NAFTA and the Danish Govnmt.

posted 10 years ago in Grooms/men
Post # 3
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Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: July 2008

Wow – everyone will think that you have some visiting head of state as a secret guest – or that your Fiance is some deep undercover operative.  It will be very 24.  Or is that whole stay-at-home-mom thing just a clever cover story??  When you tell us you are at Michael’s or Papersource, you are really on a super-double-secret national security related mission!!  (Do you have a garter holster for your throwing knives?  Very Angelina Jolie in Mr. and Mrs. Smith…)

Post # 5
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Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: July 2008

Its the total 007 wedding!!  BMs will have little tear gas canisters buried in their bouquets; ring bearers’ pillow is actually a tiny tactical nuke.  The minister is Jack Bauer in disguise.  I want an invitation!!

It would be funny, when you want a quick get-away, to say to Mr. Sweeney – Honey, pull my bustle!

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