(Closed) tips for using the bathroom in dress

posted 8 years ago in Dress
Post # 47
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Worker bee
  • Wedding: July 2012

haha great minds think alike – sorry for the double post!

Post # 48
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: September 2012

I am definitely going to take my dress OFF! It is trumpet style… no way I could lift it up over my thighs! I am grossed out by bathroom stuff so NO WAY I would have anyone in there helping me! I am going to try and limit 2-3 times peeing total LOLLOL.

Post # 49
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Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: July 2012

@hyena:  I was totally going to go look for this post.

 

I must say I thought I’d heard it all (and was more than a bit mortified) when I saw something about bridal diapers but a FUNNEL?  Oh my goodness that takes the cake!  It sounds like a good idea but I’m not sure I’d be able to bring myself to use such a thing.  Although, I can see how a funnel could be useful for women in combat situations.  

I’m reminded of those buttcheek spreaders that one uses to avoid a tanline in your butt crack.  To be a fly on the wall at the US Patent office (or the equivalent in another country)…oh the things those people must see.  

Post # 50
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Sugar Beekeeper
  • Wedding: May 2009

I was quite worried about this, too. I decided to have my two MOHs help me get completely out of the gown and completely back into it each time. I ended up doing that three times throughout the evening.  While it was a highly successful endeavor to ensure that nothing would happen to my beautiful gown, what I had NOT considered was that, each time I did this, the entire process (including touching up my lipstick while I was upstairs) took about 20 minutes. When I later was agonizing over the fact that I never had time to greet most of my guests, I finally realized after the wedding that I spent an entire hour of my reception getting into and out of the gown and using the restroom. πŸ™ πŸ™

Post # 51
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Bee Keeper
  • Wedding: December 2016

I am laughing so hard and it’s 1130 here! Fiance and daughter are sleeping! I hope mine isnt toooo hard to pee in. The corset string slapping the leg is funny as hell. Yuck!:)  Mine is lace and considered fit and flare the salon said. I am def.asking about this at the seamstresses hahaa!!! Oh the things we have to go through! Guys have it so damn easy.

Post # 52
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Honey Beekeeper
  • Wedding: September 2011

I totally did the “weddingbee trick” from Mrs. Cola!  Worked like a charm, and my BM/MOH were greatful! πŸ™‚

Post # 53
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Busy bee
  • Wedding: October 2012

@PinkFlemingo:  The only question I have about the funnel is…where in the world are you going to keep it while it’s not in use?!? lol

OMG I LOVE this thread!!!!!!

Post # 54
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Helper bee
  • Wedding: June 2012

@arametta127:  The freshette comes with a little opaque ziploc bag that it juuust fits into … so you wash it off and bag it after each use and stash it in some discreet location!!!

The Freshette brand is exactly the same product as the go-girl, but the soldiers said it worked better. Not sure how or why, but so they said! I did a couple practice runs with it and for real, it is SO easy to use. It’s designed to, erm, “fit” properly against your lady-parts so there’s no leakage πŸ˜‰ Peeing in a massive skirt is so much easier when you can just stay standing up!!!

http://freshette.com/ 
The medical one comes with a longer tube so you don’t even have to squat at all — it can reach all the way to the can. If that’s important to you. πŸ˜€

Post # 55
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Busy bee
  • Wedding: November 2011

This is to funny!  just the laugh i needed today

Post # 55
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Helper bee

Bees!! Sorry for bumping such an old post, but I thought it might be better than starting a new one. Are there any ladies who have any recent experience that they can share with us??

 

Thanks πŸ™‚

Post # 56
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Newbee
  • Wedding: November 2015

MissKayteeDee:  This thread is hilarious, thanks for bumping!

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