Post # 76
Not my fi but I know my little bro gets buck naked and has been doing it his whole life. At least when he’s at home. It was cute when he was super little. I only know it still happens due to a particularly awkward moment when I accidentally walked in because my mom said he wasn’t home.
Post # 77
This reminds me a comedian who said in his bachelor days he was able to shimmy out of his underwear while walking to the shower and the first time his wife saw him do it, she looked at him like he was nuts. haha.
I don’t know how my SO is about pants because I’m never in the bathroom with him when he’s doing that, but I’ve always felt weird pooping with shoes on, especially sneakers. I can’t describe it, but I hate the feeling.
Post # 78
Lol, I do the same thing and I’m not sure why or when it even started!
Post # 79
My DH texts one of his friends every time he poops. They live across the country from one another and want to make sure that they stay in touch…so they came up with the agreement that they would text one another whenever they poop. Seriously? You want to associate your friend with pooping???? I love the man, but understand him…I do not:)
Post # 80
Haha! LOL Texting while pooping. That is crazy.
Not sure how I missed this awesome thread when it was first written 9 mos. ago, but my DH also removes his pants to poop at home. I don’t get it. I ask him about it and he simply laughs and says it is more comfortable. I don’t get it…lol
Post # 81
A family friend takes off ALL his clothes — even when he’s in a public restroom! My mom has told me he drapes his clothes over the stall door.
Post # 82
I don’t quite understand. Are your husbands/SOs like pulling their jeans off completely and just pooping with their boxers/briefs around their ankles? Or you talking about completely stripping off everything from the waist below?
Post # 83
I have never heard of a guy doing this, but my bestfriend’s sister has done this since she was a kid, can’t poop if she is fully clothed.
Post # 84
HAHAHAHAHA I cannot stop laughing… I guess you’ll always know when he is “busy”…
HAHAHAHA. I love that!
Post # 85
This is hilarious!
When he’s at work the Mr. always takes his Blackberry into the stall with him when he poops (so he tells me). We call it “poop phone” and I go to great lengths not to touch it with my bare hands.
At home, yes, he often strips from the waste down (except for socks… he keeps those on for everything, LOL). We’re very, erm, cozy with each other, but I draw the line at being in the bathroom when he poops. I do get updates yelled through the bathroom door, though, haha. I also keep old women’s fitness and fashion magazines in the bathroom, and he reads those while he’s doing his thing. When he comes out, he’ll always tell me things he’s learned from them.
Post # 86
OMG SOOOO funny that my thread came back to life!!!!!!
Post # 87
Not mine, but hey if thats what he does! lol
Post # 88
I asked my SO, and he said he doesn’t do this but he can see why someone would. Lol.
Post # 90
So this topic came up today again on our way home from going out to dinner. If my DH has to poop at work, he goes up to a vacant floor with a bathroom that no one else uses. The then proceeds to take off both pants and undies and hangs them on the hook of the door, then poops. He also stated that sometimes he takes off his shirt as well and hangs that up.
All while at WORK!!! LOL I can’t believe it!!!
He also told me he refuses to pee in the regular bathroom near his office if he walks in and somone is there pooping…
Post # 91
I don’t know. My husband poops like a bird if he has to use a public toilet. He will stand on the toilet, perch his feet on the edge, and squat – whether or not such a maneuver requires the removal of pants, idk.
At home, he doesn’t, he poops normally.