(Closed) TMI…. My husband…

posted 9 years ago in Intimacy
  • poll: Does your husband take his pants off to poop?

    No!

    Yes

    I've never noticed?

    We're just not that open to do such things, lol

  • Post # 76
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    Newbee
    • Wedding: September 2012

    Not my fi but I know my little bro gets buck naked and has been doing it his whole life. At least when he’s at home. It was cute when he was super little. I only know it still happens due to a particularly awkward moment when I accidentally walked in because my mom said he wasn’t home.

    Post # 77
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    Bumble bee

    This reminds me a comedian who said in his bachelor days he was able to shimmy out of his underwear while walking to the shower and the first time his wife saw him do it, she looked at him like he was nuts. haha.

    I don’t know how my SO is about pants because I’m never in the bathroom with him when he’s doing that, but I’ve always felt weird pooping with shoes on, especially sneakers. I can’t describe it, but I hate the feeling.

    Post # 78
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    Busy bee
    • Wedding: June 2012

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    @Miss Beacon:  Lol, I do the same thing and I’m not sure why or when it even started!

    Post # 79
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    Helper bee
    • Wedding: April 2012

    My DH texts one of his friends every time he poops.  They live across the country from one another and want to make sure that they stay in touch…so they came up with the agreement that they would text one another whenever they poop.  Seriously? You want to associate your friend with pooping????  I love the man, but understand him…I do not:)

    Post # 80
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    Bee Keeper
    • Wedding: April 2010

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    @BabyEtobe:  Haha! LOL Texting while pooping. That is crazy.

    Not sure how I missed this awesome thread when it was first written 9 mos. ago, but my DH also removes his pants to poop at home. I don’t get it. I ask him about it and he simply laughs and says it is more comfortable. I don’t get it…lol

    Post # 81
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    Worker bee
    • Wedding: August 2012

    A family friend takes off ALL his clothes — even when he’s in a public restroom! My mom has told me he drapes his clothes over the stall door. 

    Post # 82
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    Sugar bee
    • Wedding: May 2012

    I don’t quite understand. Are your husbands/SOs like pulling their jeans off completely and just pooping with their boxers/briefs around their ankles? Or you talking about completely stripping off everything from the waist below?

    Post # 83
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    Bumble bee
    • Wedding: January 2012

    I have never heard of a guy doing this, but my bestfriend’s sister has done this since she was a kid, can’t poop if she is fully clothed.

    Post # 84
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    Busy bee
    • Wedding: December 2012

    HAHAHAHAHA I cannot stop laughing… I guess you’ll always know when he is “busy”…

    HAHAHAHA. I love that!

    Post # 85
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    Newbee
    • Wedding: April 2013

    This is hilarious!

    When he’s at work the Mr. always takes his Blackberry into the stall with him when he poops (so he tells me). We call it “poop phone” and I go to great lengths not to touch it with my bare hands. 

    At home, yes, he often strips from the waste down (except for socks… he keeps those on for everything, LOL). We’re very, erm, cozy with each other, but I draw the line at being in the bathroom when he poops. I do get updates yelled through the bathroom door, though, haha. I also keep old women’s fitness and fashion magazines in the bathroom, and he reads those while he’s doing his thing. When he comes out, he’ll always tell me things he’s learned from them.

    Post # 87
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    Worker bee
    • Wedding: November 2013

    Not mine, but hey if thats what he does! lol

    Post # 88
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    Sugar bee
    • Wedding: July 2015

    I asked my SO, and he said he doesn’t do this but he can see why someone would. Lol.

    Post # 91
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    Busy bee
    • Wedding: February 2012

    I don’t know. My husband poops like a bird if he has to use a public toilet. He will stand on the toilet, perch his feet on the edge, and squat – whether or not such a maneuver requires the removal of pants, idk.

    At home, he doesn’t, he poops normally.

     

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