(Closed) to be honest, i am planning on having a big dry hump session tonight!

posted 6 years ago in Intimacy
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Sugar bee

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Post # 4
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Sugar Beekeeper
  • Wedding: October 2011

That’s… nice?

Post # 5
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Honey bee
  • Wedding: August 2013

Do you always overshare or just on WB? 

Post # 6
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Busy bee

I was planning on staying up for a few hours and fuck so much we both pass out.

Wait, too much info?

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Bumble Beekeeper
  • Wedding: September 2011

Um… ok?

What is the point of this post?

I think you need to branch out from the intimacy boards, you seem a little sex obsessed and are really oversharing for some reason 

How do you think your SO would feel if he ever found out about all these sex posts?

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Helper bee
  • Wedding: September 2011

@Milo:  OMG SAME HERE! We should have started our own thread! 

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Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: November 2014

Am I the only one that gets the heebie-jeebies at the phrase “dry hump”? The word “hump” for me only elicits thoughts about sexual acts of the canine variety.

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Honey bee
  • Wedding: August 2013

@pharmy:  Me too I can not imagine 2 humans when I hear the word hump I think of a dog humping something or someones leg… lol

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Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: August 2012

Haha, does this post not remind anyone of Justin Timberlake’s character in ‘Bad Teacher’?

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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: October 2012

use a condom

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Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: July 2012

@KatNYC2011:  I used to volunteer with a phone counselling service, and sometimes we would have people call up just to tell us about their sex lives (if you listened carefully, you could usually hear them beating off while talking about it). As a result of that, I always find it suspicious when people share too much about their sex lives…like they get off from telling everyone Yell (this is the closest smiley to vomiting!).

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Honey bee
  • Wedding: August 2013

@LadyElva:  That is really gross could you get off the phone with those creepers or did you have to stay on the phone and let them talk? I hope you could just hang up…

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Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: July 2012

@MsPanda:  Better yet! We could trace the call, provide their details to the police, tell them they were being very inappropriate, then hang up. Usually followed by about 15 minutes running around the office doing something called “The Yucky Dance.” The supervisors also kept TimTams in the fridge, so there were always adequate chocolate supplies to help with stress Wink

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