Post # 1
Dear madam (whoever you may be),
WHAT. THE. FLYING. F***?!?!?!
I never thought it was that difficult to get my own poo into the toilet before, but maybe some people have issues with aiming that I never knew about. I can understand that.
However, should you happen to miss the toilet bowl and instead land your pile of steaming poo all over the floor in front of the toilet, for the love of all that is good and holy, CLEAN UP YOUR S***.
I don’t know what you’re smoking, but really, dear, FINGER PAINTING WITH YOUR POO ALL OVER THE GROUND IN A THREE FOOT RADIUS IN FRONT OF THE TOILET DOES NOT COUNT AS CLEANING UP. Nor does the freaking smiley face you drew in your own crap make me smile or want to forgive you.
You, lady, have offended my nose and defiled my bathroom. Also, you’re insane. Thus, I have but one last thing to say to you:
WHAT THE F***.
Post # 4
@GreenEyedMoon:Um, did that really happen, seriously? I am with you on this one – wtf? What in the world was this woman thinking? Nasty.
Post # 5
@coffeegal85: Yes, it really happened. I’m kind of in shock.
Post # 7
I am praying that your buidling has security cameras outside the restroom door.
Report this incident to security and have them follow up.
Post # 8
WHAT? Where do you work? Sounds like someone took the wrong pill this morning…
Post # 9
OMG, that is so disgusting.
Post # 10
WHAT?!?! It sounds like a bad movie.
Post # 11
@julies1949: I’ve already reported it to the building manager. Hopefully she’ll take care of it.
@napabridekelsey: I work in a fairly large building that houses tons of companies. The bathrooms are communal, so it could have been anyone one on my floor. That means at least a couple hundred women from ten or so different companies.
Post # 12
You know, this actually happened at our house once. We had an elderly couple who came to our farm once a month for milk testing. One time the wife asked to use the restroom, nbd. My brother went in next and came tearing out (she had left the house by now) yelling OMG! You have to see what Blank did! She had completely missed on her #2 and it like slide down the outside of the toilet and made a big mess. We could not figure out a. how that happens and b. how do you not clean it up? Like we wouldn’t notice and know EXACTLY who did it?!?!
But seriously, drawing in it? I wouldn’t shake the hand of a woman in your office for a month. I need to go home and reread this so I can laugh out loud and show it to my Darling Husband. He will die.
And btw, it must be weird stuff in bathrooms day. I was in ours earlier today at work, and someone had put a wrapped up (pretty sure used) tampon in the little basket that sits on the ground between the two stalls for febreeze. There is a trash in the bathroom. Not sure why anyone would put it in the basket. Pretty disgusting.
Post # 13
We have people all the time at work, that you don’t even want to think about what their bathrooms at home look like.
It’s absolutely disgusting!
Post # 14
Umm wow, thats disgusting!
Post # 15
??? I’ve been complaining about some unidentified coworker who hovers everyday without using the sani guard so the person after her gets a nice mess to clean up. And there aren’t enough toilets to begin with for all the women on my floor so it’s not like you can just go to the next one.
Post # 16
Wow, I’m speechless. I cannot begin to imagine what she had to be thinking? A smiley face in her own poo? Did she use her FINGER to make it? And who can’t manage to get their poo in the toilet in the first place? How can you be able to be gainfully employed if you can’t hit the toilet and play in your own poo?
OMG, I’m sorry OP. I’d be so traumatized. I avoid public bathrooms as it is…that would really do me in.