(Closed) Today’s round of “Marry, F*ck, Kill”

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Post # 4
190 posts
Blushing bee
  • Wedding: August 2012

Marry: Gene Simmons – he cracks me up

F: Steven Tyler – I’m sure he is well practiced lol

Kill: Bret Micaels – over him


Marry: Melissa Ethridge – seems commited and a good person

F: J Lo – she is now well practiced with that younger man

Kill: Oprah – I cannot stand her! I think she is so fake and has screwed over so many people (I know this is not a popular opinion!)

Post # 5
2999 posts
Sugar bee
  • Wedding: May 2013

Marry- Brett Michaels; Melissa Ethridge
F*ck- Steve Tyler; JLo
Kill- Gene Simmons; Oprah Winfrey

Post # 7
1048 posts
Bumble bee
  • Wedding: March 2012

Hmmm, for the first set:

Kill: Steven Tyler

Kill: Brett Michaels

Kill: Gene Simmons 

(I can’t stand any of them and the thought of spending time with any one of them creeps me the crap out)

For the second set:

Marry: Oprah

F*ck: Jennifer Lopez

Kill: Melissa Etheridge (I’ve never really liked her for some reason) 

Post # 9
6392 posts
Bee Keeper
  • Wedding: September 2011

1. Steven Tyler – Marry                          

2.  Brett Michaels – Kill, mostly because of that terrible tv show.                         

3.  Gene Simmons – F*ck.                     

1. Melissa Etheridge – Kill, sorry!
2. Jennifer Lopez – F*ck, she’s really gorgeous
3. Oprah Winfrey – Marry, for the money! Nice thinking, VegasSukie!

Post # 10
1100 posts
Bumble bee
  • Wedding: August 2012

Yay… I’m ready to play again 🙂

Marry – Steve Tyler ( don’t think I could F him)

F – bc I have to choose one  – Brett Michaels

Kill – Gene Simmons – cuz i wouldn’t want to marry or f him


Marry – Oprah – DUH

F – J. Lo  – DUH

Kill – Melissa ( sorry someone had to go)

Post # 11
2521 posts
Sugar bee
  • Wedding: November 2013

1. Steven Tyler –Marry                        1. Melissa Etheridge–Kill

2.  Brett Michaels–F*ck                       2. Jennifer Lopez–F*ck

3.  Gene Simmons–Kill                        3. Oprah Winfrey–Marry

To be honest, I’d be torn with F*cking Melissa Etheride and Jennifer Lopez 1)Melissa is far more experienced with women but 2)Jennifer Lopez is much hotter.


Post # 13
35 posts
  • Wedding: June 2013

Im sticking to my original male choice

1. Marry- Ryan Gossling (he seems like he would be a good hubby)

2. F**k- Ryan Gossling  (duh did you see Crazy, Stupid Love?)

3. Kill- Ryan Gossling (if im a smooth criminal, and im his wife, Im taking everything and starting the marry one, f**k one, kill one with James Franco…yea i said it!)

My alternative female choices are

1. F**k- that chick from The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo (yum and I really question my taste in women as a straight woman)

2. Marry- Natalie Portman (Ill marry her because I want to bang her and that slot is already filled…did you see Black Swan? yum)

3. Kill- Casey Anthony (I dont think I need to explain this one)


Post # 14
2747 posts
Sugar bee
  • Wedding: June 2012


Marry – Gene Simmons for the $$

F*ck – Brett Michaels, he’s the best looking one.

Kill – Steven Tyler



Marry – Oprah for the $$

F*ck – JLo

Kill – Whoever that last chick is.


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