(Closed) Too funny not to share…

posted 6 years ago in Intimacy
Post # 3
16213 posts
Honey Beekeeper

Woops! I think the best part of this story is, “This isn’t the first time it’s happened.” HAHA!

Post # 4
9672 posts
Buzzing Beekeeper
  • Wedding: September 2012

@mrsbruff2b:   Been there!!  We got the bed frame welded.  It broke again, so we got an entirely new bed, lol.

Post # 5
1747 posts
Bumble bee
  • Wedding: May 2012

LOl, we’ve done the same, and actually had the bed spring replaced for free because there’s some kind of known defect through Raymoor and Flannigan~!

Post # 7
2009 posts
Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: November 1999

We broke the bed the first time we had sex.

It was awesome, I still laugh at the memory of the front desk man when we told him.

good for you!!!

Post # 8
640 posts
Busy bee
  • Wedding: October 2012

Mazel Tov!

Post # 9
4583 posts
Honey bee
  • Wedding: October 2011

We’ve never broken a bed, but one time after a particularly vigorous session, we realized my bed had shifted by several feet. Not a problem now that we live in a house with carpet instead of hardwood.

Post # 10
9483 posts
Buzzing Beekeeper
  • Wedding: October 2012

Hahahaha.  That is too funny.

@iheartnerds:  Same here.  😉  That’s been pretty funny as well.

Post # 11
10714 posts
Sugar Beekeeper
  • Wedding: June 2012

Lol yes! I’ve broken a bed with an ex. It was kind of scary when it fell to the floor, I thought we’d go right through to the first floor it hit so hard. It was a mood breaker lol.

Post # 12
838 posts
Busy bee
  • Wedding: September 2011

lol weve done this on a metal bed frame!! It started off with the bed sqeaking every time we moved,and after about 6 months it mustve just given up and collapsed,metal bent every which way! we still laugh about it now, and I like to consider it one of our prouder moments 😉

But at the time,total passion killer. I just about sh*t myself when it started collapsing

Post # 13
13099 posts
Honey Beekeeper
  • Wedding: July 2010

Haha!  That is awesome!

Post # 14
11752 posts
Sugar Beekeeper
  • Wedding: November 1999

“this isn’t the first time” haha i love it!  I now feel the need to go attempt to break our bed 😉

Post # 15
5984 posts
Bee Keeper
  • Wedding: January 1999

That must’ve been a good “pounding”!  lol

Post # 16
12425 posts
Sugar Beekeeper
  • Wedding: September 2009 - Barr Mansion

Haha, that’s awesome. We broke our bed frame once, not from having sex, though. We were just goofing around and we both landed on the bed at an angle at the same time. But whenver I tell the story I feel like people think we must’ve been doing it.

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