- 10 years ago
- Wedding: January 2012
Two of my BMs, both my Future Sister-In-Law and an old friend from high school, have the same name. I’ll call them Susie for now.
Anyway, I was talking to my mom about how no one has yet offered to host a bridal shower for me. We had the following conversation:
Mom: Well, could Susie host it? She’s a bridesmaid, right?
Me: I don’t think she’s really in a position to host anything right now, unfortunately.
Mom: Her mom could help.
Me: …Susie barely speaks with her mom.
Mom: I thought they talked all the time!
Me: Mom… Susie’s mom is the one who told her that she would never love Susie as much as her brother because Susie was adopted. Her mom’s an evil b****.
Mom: What? Susie was adopted? But she and Fiance look so much alike! And that’s awful to say about FMIL!
Me: Wait, you mean FSIL?
Mom: Of course. Who else?
Me: FMIL isn’t an evil b****. And I thought you meant Susie HighSchool.
Mom: Oh. Yeah. Her mom is evil.
Me: Please don’t tell Future Mother-In-Law I said she was evil. I like her.