Post # 62
I NEVER ever send even mildly inappropriate pictures or words to my Fiance. The ONE time I decided to be funny and send him a pic of my naked ass, I ALMOST sent it to his sister. It was the scarieset moment of my life! I’m super quick to hit the send button and I pressed it but for some reason my phone sometimes gets “stuck” and won’t let you hit any buttons (which I used to always curse, but am notw ever so grateful for it!) and so it didn’t go through the first time and then I instantly noticed.
I have definitley on more than 1 occassion been talking to my Fiance about someone annoying me and accidently sending it to the person I was talking about – that’s never fun!
Post # 63
one time my sister texted my mom a picture of her boobs. best day of my life. luckily my mom is very chill and was like, “you look great honey, but i’m guessing that wasn’t meant for me!” AHAHA
Post # 64
My little brother and SO share the same name.
I sent my little bro a VERY risque photo once… thankfully it wasn’t as risque as *some* pictures I’ve sent to SO but what 15-year-old boy wants to see his sister’s rack? (My hope is: none of them.)
After that, I made their names in my phone DRASTICALLY different from one another.
Post # 65
I sent a picture of my son to my sister right after he was born….i got a reply back “who dis be?” Totally didn’t sound like my sister. I guess she had her number changed, again, and someone else had her old number. I told him wrong number and explained. He said congrats on the baby LOL
Post # 66
Once, my brother texted me saying “Junip3r, oh Junip3r, will you ever make us baby supper, Destination Wedding is so tired and never finds time to cook”. They had recently had a baby and he is always nagging me to cook for him because, god forbid, *he* actually make dinner for once.
Anyway, I was on my way to a movie with Fiance, and tried to google the running time of Argo. Instead, I sent “agro running time” to my brother.
his response: “What?”
me: “Huh” (play it cool, Junip3r)
him: “What is agro running time?”
me: “120 minutes.” (OH SNAP)
He didn’t get the joke and yelled at me for wasting messages. lol.
Post # 67
The worst/best one I can think of is my best friend’s son turned 5 this year – he is newly obsessed with LEGO toys, and he loves Darth Vader. I sent her a text that said yeah, we got him a few things. The ORGY box says ages 6+, but I figure he can handle it!” SERIOUSLY AUTOCORRECT. I DID NOT GET MY 5 YEAR OLD GODSON AN ORGY.
Post # 68
A friend of mine texted my Fiance one night saying, “WHERE ARE YOUUUUU???” At first I thought it was meant for me, because sometimes my phone will be dead and she’ll text me on his phone instead. However, she was out of town for the weekend so I knew she wasn’t talking to me. And then it clicked, she texted the wrong guy. She has a booty call who shares the same name as my Fiance so I texted her back and scolded her for meeting up with the guy because she already has a boyfriend. :/
Post # 69
Haha oh man. When DH and I were dating, I went to send him a text that was something like, “I’m so glad you have the place to yourself right now!” and maybe one or two other choice phrases indicating that I wanted to get it on. Sent it to an old high school friend, who was a guy.
He knew right away it was for DH, but at the time he was like, “WHOA, I didn’t need to know that.” I was mortified!
Post # 70
Fiance is awesome for mistexting people, but my favorite is when he texted his Mom to see if she was going to be at his nephew’s football game. When she replied that she was, he responded “I will seduce you there.” F’ing autocorrect!
Post # 71
Oooh I have a bad one. Very naughty Bunny. A few years ago when I had started dating Fiance, I had to wait for my ex to pick up my son for a few days for the weekend. He had just texted me to tell me he was on his way. Well, after he had arrived, picked up my son, and took off, I went to text Fiance (then, just my date) that my ex was gone so he could feel free to come pick me up anytime. Naturally it went to ex instead. Oops. Ex seriously – SERIOUSLY – did not appreciate this misdirected text and let me have it after that. I felt so embarassed.
Post # 72
My favorite new site!
“I need your mom to sex up my crotch. I have a hole”
Read it over an hour ago and still laughing!
Post # 73
I was at work when I got a text of naked picture of my friend. She had meant to send it to her bf. She was texting back and forth with both me and her bf’s mother. Thankfully it got sent to me and not his mother!