(Closed) Uh…lady-scaping…and…uh…birth? :)

posted 8 years ago in Pregnancy
Post # 62
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Helper bee
  • Wedding: May 2011

i am terrified to go by feel lol so DH has been shaving me every few weeks. i think in a week or so i’ll have him do it one more time and after that i’m done. my SIL got me a gift certificate to a wax place, but i’m thinking i might save it and use it after(just my legs, not the whole shebang…)

Post # 63
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Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: July 2011

This thread is cracking me up – love it!  

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@flamingred:   I’m so glad you said that – I’m not concerned in the slightest really about what it’s going to look like down there, but I do plan on getting regular pedicures throughout the last 6 weeks of pregnancy!  It’s all about the priorities….  🙂 

Post # 64
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Worker bee
  • Wedding: June 2012

This thread is hilarious! I used a mirror and took care of it myself. I was too afraid to have my hubby try to do it for me. YIKES! But really, I was more worried about pooping….lol

Post # 65
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Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: June 2011

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@flamingred:  I laughed so hard reading your response, “70’s bush wolly mammoth situation” HAHA!

Post # 66
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Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: September 2011

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@bonkeyball3:  Haha… When I was like 16, I read about how women sometimes poop during labor… And I’ve been terrified of it ever since (I just got married in September, won’t be pregnant for a couple years…. Still worrying about it haha)

Post # 67
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Blushing bee
  • Wedding: June 2012

hahahaha OMGSH so glad someone started this haha. I have been thinking the very same thing! I’m 36 weeks and cannot see my va jayjay anymore rofl. For me personally, I’ve just been trimming it because I cannot IMAGINE how you ladies manage to contort yourselves and shave there! I wish! I’m carrying low though, so that’s probably part of it. 

I just had my GBS test done though…so my doctor has seen absolutely every inch of me. I figure, these people won’t remember me anyway 😀 lol. Though, I’m pretty sick of spreading eagle for everyone…it gets old quick.

Post # 68
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Blushing bee
  • Wedding: June 2012

Besides, at this point, I pee everytime I cough or sneeze, my boobs leak a few times a day, my back aches, I have dark circles from lack of sleep, my butt has those annoying little cellulite folds, I can’t get up without wheezing or sighing, and you can forget about painting toenails. 

Soooo…I figure, what the heck, just pile it on the list of things that are unsexy about motherhood rofl ;P

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