Post # 1
Just got told by a guy at work that i look like a mermaid?
whats that supposed to mean?
lol seriously haven’t ever heard of that one before, not sure how to take it…
Whats the craziest thing someones told you at work?
Post # 3
“you look like you’d be married to a cop”.
Post # 4
@GroovyHippieChick: Was he a cop? If so, touche to that guy ;).
Post # 5
@CamMaam: That would have been one of the greatest pick up lines ever!
FI does have a CCW/CPL so he gets some credit
Post # 6
I had a little kid run up to me, squeeze his eyes shut, and shout, “YOU LOOK LIKE THE ROCKETEER’S WIFE!” He said it so fast that it was strung together and we had to decipher…
Post # 7
I’m an elementary school teacher…kids say crazy things.
“Miss Baker, Steven is dancing like a stripper.”
“Miss Baker, I brought you a pickle!”
“Miss Baker, my uncle Charlie just got out of jail and is living with us now”
“Miss Baker, does having a tan make you attractive to the ladies?”
“Miss Baker, your face is getting REALLY red!”
“Miss Baker, I have diarrhea in my pants”
Post # 8
@babeandbabe: haha oh my goodness! i bet you get good stuff all the time! those are hilarous!
Post # 10
One of my students told me I look scary without my glasses 🙁
Post # 11
I always hear little kids (and adults) making comments as I walk by. Like “woooooow she’s tall”. Super loudly too, so I hear them. Yes, like I didn’t realize I was tall haha!
Post # 12
Down the street from where I used to work, while getting a sandwich: “girl you fine…fine as dishwater…”
Post # 13
@peachacid: who knew dishwater was ‘fine’…lol
Post # 14
I was talking to my co-working who is actually changing firms and will be working with my mother soon.
“you’ll like my mom, she’s similar to me”
“so….blunt and grumpy?”
“………actually yes. Thats exactly how i am! Now go away i’m busy”
haha it was actually hilarious, i am pretty blunt and grumpy
Post # 15
Once over the sales PA system at the car dealership I work for, I heard “Colonel *sales person*, please report to the mothership”
Post # 16
@harleyq: That’s hilarious. Funniest thing we get over our pa system is guys randomly paging themselves to the breakroom, people purposly banging the phone around before hanging it up, or occasionally after someone hangs up the automated voicemail picks up & starts in with please leave your message after the tone.