(Closed) Underwear poem from bachelorette party/bridal shower

posted 8 years ago in Parties
Post # 4
499 posts
Helper bee
  • Wedding: August 2010

I think Miss Dolphin posted something similar, too.

Post # 5
687 posts
Busy bee
  • Wedding: July 2011

here’s another one:

The bridesmaids have a secret to share About our little brideShe is obsessed with underwear And that we cannot hide

So for our little panty queen We gathered up some twine And working as a friendly team We made a panty line.

”         ”  these undies are to last you All throughout your life And ”    “ will be pleased to say He has a sexy wife!

 So listen up to hear about Your lifelong panty plan These underwear, we have no doubt Will last your whole life span

 The first are for your wedding day Of course they are pure white We know ‘    “ will shout, “Hooray!” When he sees you on that night

 The next are for your honeymoon They’re sexy and all lace We hope you’ll leave your hotel room ’Cause ”        “  is  a gorgeous place!

 On Valentine’s you’ll wear this pair Before you hit the bed Cuz Cupid’s arrow in the air Shoots tushies that are red

 After a year has passed you’ll face Anniversary number one With these you’ll surely have a blast ’Cuz leopard’s so much fun!

 Then when the time is right for you And don’t be saying, “Maybe” You’ll wear your little pink or blue In honor of your baby

And when your years of wedding bliss Become the big 2-5 Don’t worry – you’ll just slip this on to keep the sparks alive

 When finally you’re old and gray With these you can’t go wrong ’Cuz sorry ”        “ but at that age You just can’t wear a thong!!

Post # 6
26 posts
  • Wedding: April 2011

LOVE this!  Perfect for a lingerie shower I’m throwing soon!  Thanks so much for posting!! 🙂

Post # 7
289 posts
Helper bee
  • Wedding: December 2010

This is ADORABLE.  Definitely going to borrow this for my best friend’s shower!

Post # 8
5 posts

Does anyone know of a version for the groom???? we are doing a jack and jill party where I would like to do one underwear poem for each!

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