(Closed) Unofficial bridesmaid gifts look like a penis…FML

posted 7 years ago in Bridesmaids
Post # 16
437 posts
Helper bee
  • Wedding: June 2017

At least you didn’t give them this…

Post # 17
2511 posts
Sugar bee
  • Wedding: December 2009

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plpinkinsa2001:  What in the WORLD was that etsy seller smoking that she didn’t go “Waaaaait… This necklace I just made looks like a penis!” LOL

I disagree with previous posters who say removing the heart will make it look strange. IMO, if you remove the heart it will look JUST like a key! The little heart-penis-head though is just too dang funny. (Although not something i’d want around my neck). Take the heart off & it will look great!

Post # 19
166 posts
Blushing bee
  • Wedding: May 2015

Bahaha!!!  This seriously just made me laugh out loud at my desk at work!!  Sorry for the predicament you are in, but you have to admit, this is pretty damn funny!  I’d opt for trying to remove the heart 😉

Post # 21
662 posts
Busy bee
  • Wedding: November 2014

Yeup, looks like a one-eyed monster alright. The jeweler might not be able to fix it if it is made out of base metal. Lopping off the heart wouldn’t look much better, IMO. I’d try to find a new gift :/. Blue Nile frequently has sales on some sweet, inexpensive birthstone jewelry…

Post # 22
578 posts
Busy bee

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plpinkinsa2001:  OMG in the picture of it being worn it looks EVEN more like a penis! 

Bachelorette party gift, maybe?

Post # 23
5940 posts
Bee Keeper
  • Wedding: May 2014

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plpinkinsa2001:  Omg, you have no idea. Today my Fiance lost his job which means we could lose the house etc. I was having a terrible day and then I read this post. I laughed until I had tears! Thank you, I really needed that. 

Post # 24
8482 posts
Bumble Beekeeper
  • Wedding: April 2014

Haha! Oh gosh, this is too funny. But honestly, I wouldn’t have gotten a penis vibe from them without being told!

Post # 25
5362 posts
Bee Keeper
  • Wedding: May 2016

hahaha holy shit!! I wouldn’t have even noticed if you didn’t say anything. Now of course that’s all I can focus on. And that pic of her wearing it definitely looks more like a penis haha 

Post # 26
1938 posts
Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: July 2012

Honestly, I would see if the jeweler could remove EVERYTHING below the monogram… YEESH!

Post # 27
293 posts
Helper bee
  • Wedding: October 2015

Hahaha I would wear that with pride!! But not everyone has my sense of humor lmao

Post # 28
374 posts
Helper bee
  • Wedding: July 2014

Thisi s hilarious. Oh my god. I never would have noticed initially but I think maybe it’s because the monogram portion is so curly and elegant and the bottom part is more modern with clean lines. Maybe they can change the…tip…to look more like an actual key piece? Otherwise, this is just so hilarious that I think everyone will apprecaite the “inside” joke. Or at least just the tip of it.. heh…just the…

Post # 29
398 posts
Helper bee
  • Wedding: December 2014 - Norton Country Club

Oh my word… I just imagine the view while wearing it. I’m sorry that you are dealing with this, but I love that you shared it and can find the humor in it!

Not sure if it would work, but what about putting some clip style charms on the heart part? Maybe it would detract from the look?  Just don’t use any pearl charms if you try this, please…

Post # 30
1166 posts
Bumble bee
  • Wedding: January 2015

OOohhhhh man… yeah… sorry OP, those are definitely, well, you know… at least you realized it now rather than later!

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