Post # 16
not to be mean as you seem like a lovely woman but you seem to have ‘doormat’ on your head, why the hell did you go?
I would of just shut the door and left it at that… no money, no attendance and even if I wasnt sick I would of stayed at the hotel and drank scotch with the boys (or on the terrace if they want privacy)
I do want to know about the wedding though
Post # 18
But how did you even get there? Did they finally pay the money for the flights and hotel?
Post # 19
Stuff like this can’t even be made up…omg!!
Post # 20
Ok, I was with you until the stun gun part. Now I know this is all bullshit.
Post # 21
Just have to say this is AHHHH-mazing. going to read your next update now. Your post deserves and award or something.
Post # 22
Nope. Every bit of this is real (sadly).
Post # 23
Wow. Please post Part 2 soon! I feel like I’m reading a synopsis of reality tv, this is insane!
I feel sorry for the groom. Hope he realizes he just married a hot mess.
Post # 24
How did you pinpoint it improperly washed grapes?
Post # 26
Hubby figured it out because Groom & I got sick but he & Bride didn’t & the grapes were they only food we ate that they didn’t. But he didn’t figure it out until later when he was cleaning up & said he noticed something dark & slimey at the bottom of the bowl of grapes.
Post # 27
For the sake of your sanity I hope you are no longer friends with these people. But for the sake of our entertainment- maybe you should be. Sorry this craziness happened to you. But it is really f’n funny for us!
Post # 28
OMG I love your narrative of the events – I am sorry you had to live it to relay it ins such an entertaining manner to us, though.
Post # 29
wait, you stun gunned someone? That’s epic.