(Closed) VENT: Seriously, STOP it…

posted 8 years ago in Dress
Post # 16
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Busy bee
  • Wedding: September 2012

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@mandypop:  It’s a niche market.  Some gals just want a wedding dress that they can feel comfortable soldering in.  How do I know it’ll hold up to the test of time if I can’t work heavy machinery while wearing it?  I applaud them for reassuring me that if my life suddenly becomes a video game and I need to crawl through sewer pipes to turn switches and fight bad guys, I’ll be prepared even if it happens while I’m in the middle of saying “I do.”

Post # 17
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Sugar bee
  • Wedding: September 2012

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@HappierKate:  

hahaha

“what was that? you think my ass looks fabulous in this dress as I casually push this steel beam through a steamy room? Ohhh you’re too kind, really”

Post # 18
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Busy bee

@mrsbruff2b:  What, you mean you’re NOT going to strike a very unnatural pose and stay like that for the whole night??? Lmao. totally agree with you, it drives me mad too

Post # 19
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Honey bee
  • Wedding: January 1992

The dress I went with ultimately had the model posing as if she was having a back spasm or some period cramps.

Post # 20
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Helper bee
  • Wedding: August 2012

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@mandypop:  lol that girl on the left…her posture alone makes me not want to buy that dress!

Post # 22
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Busy bee
  • Wedding: November 2012

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@mrsbruff2b:  That is so hilarious!

Post # 23
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Sugar bee
  • Wedding: March 2011

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@HappierKate:  

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@mandypop:  

LMFAO!!!  Too funny…

Post # 24
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Busy bee
  • Wedding: September 2012

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@mrsbruff2b:  Sometimes you get caught up in another dimension and the only way home is by stepping through a framed picture of blue stuff that is actually the portal.  At least you know you’ll look awesome while doing it.

The second girl is clearly a professional “Red light, green light!” player.

Post # 24
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Honey bee
  • Wedding: August 2013

My other complaint is when the model is clearly wearing a petticoat or crinoline ect and then the dress doesn’t look as poofy in real life.

Post # 26
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Busy bee
  • Wedding: September 2012

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@mrsbruff2b:  Doesn’t that defeat the purpose of having a vampire wedding though?  Clearly, you want your girls to look like bats.

I really don’t know why they make the choices they do.  Maybe it just shows how much material your girls have to hide flasks in or something.

Post # 27
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Busy bee
  • Wedding: February 2012

Lmao. Love this thread. So true!

Post # 28
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Busy bee
  • Wedding: August 2013

hahah this literally made me LOL…. so true!!

Post # 29
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Sugar Beekeeper
  • Wedding: May 2009

Hahaha! Great thread!

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