(Closed) VERRRYYY TMI, But what is your "procedure"??

posted 5 years ago in Intimacy
Post # 3
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Buzzing Beekeeper

LOL that made me giggle. I definitely do the penguin waddle. Although right now we’re TTC so my legs stay up in the air for a bit!

Post # 4
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: November 2015

We always have a towel around. Sometimes we’ve forgotten, and we’ve had to crab walk or maneuver awkwardly to find one LOL. I can’t do the waddle because his stuff is super runny, like water almost. 

Post # 5
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: October 2010

We try to have a towel, but sometimes we forget.  If that happens, I roll to my side, close my legs, and DH gets a towel.  Then, I hold one end up in the front, and one end in the back, and waddle to the bathroom to clean up.

It’s super unattractive.  Why don’t they ever show that in movies??

Post # 6
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Bee Keeper
  • Wedding: August 2012

I lay there and try to squeeze and keep it in while DH runs for a tissue and then I run for the toilet. It’s SOOO classy 😉

Post # 9
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Sugar bee
  • Wedding: May 2012

I guess I have super strong hold-it-in muscles.  I just get up and go to the bathroom after I’m done cuddling.  He wipes himself off with a Kleenex.

Peeing after sex is a must, that’s how you get UTI’s otherwise.  🙂

Post # 10
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Sugar bee
  • Wedding: May 2012

what if while your running to the bathroom you sneeze??”

I’m hysterical at work right now. hilarious!!

Post # 11
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Buzzing Beekeeper

@graygodess20:  LOL!!! Hope you’re not mad but I really laughed. I’ve done that too.

Post # 13
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Sugar bee
  • Wedding: May 2014

Neither of us are in a hurry to “get rid of it”. We like like our body fluids and often we fall asleep afterwards with no clean-up. We shower daily and sheets are washable so all is well.

Post # 14
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Helper bee
  • Wedding: November 2012

we keep a full supply of washcloths in the nightstand, both his nightstand and mine LOL white ones. when i do laundry i know where the white washclothes get put away to

Post # 15
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Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: August 2012

@graygodess20:  LMAO, sounds like me.. although sometimes it’s more of a “Oh, oh, oh.. I gooped.” :[ DH thinks it’s hilarious!

Post # 16
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: March 2016

I tend to do what one might call a ‘creampie’ – totally unintentional, it’s just due to the strength of the contractions! I always go to the loo afterwards to pee (prevent UTIs!) and clean myself up a wee bit lol

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