(Closed) Very Important Relationship Question!

posted 8 years ago in Relationships
  • poll: Do you fart in front of your S.O.?
    Totally! All the time. : (33 votes)
    36 %
    I try not to, but if one slips out, it's no biggie. : (27 votes)
    29 %
    I try not to, and if one slips out, I'm mortified. : (15 votes)
    16 %
    No. Never. Never Ever : (17 votes)
    18 %
  • Post # 3
    Member
    4001 posts
    Honey bee
    • Wedding: June 2010

    I don’t think I’ve ever done it in front of him, at least not intentionally!  Which is so strange because we’re so not shy about that stuff.  I mean I’m very open and honest about when I have to go do some other stuff.  I think just the fact that it lingers is what deters me from doing it.  So strange!

    Post # 4
    Member
    2000 posts
    Buzzing bee
    • Wedding: March 2010

    No way! I definitely don’t in front of him. I mean, we are comforable enough to use the bathroom with the door open, etc. so I guess TECHNICALLY you could say I’m “okay” with it, but I never do out of no where just because it’s not very lady like of me!

    Post # 5
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    2000 posts
    Buzzing bee
    • Wedding: March 2010

    Oh – by the way, did yall know when someone farts you’re smelling actual PARTICLES of their fart?! OR tasting it if you have your mouth open…ewww! Someone told me that & it grossed me out. It pisses me off when Fiance farts when I’m eating or something or basically just around me…I’m always like…”OH NO THE PARTICLES!”

    Post # 6
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    3125 posts
    Sugar bee
    • Wedding: December 2009

    Hahaha Great question. I try not to, but don’t sweat it if I occasionally do. Meanwhile, Darling Husband could be back up trumpet in the orchestra – but when I do it, I always get a silly little poke or (good natured) teasing.  But since i’m a lady, I don’t go #2 ever.  Yep.

    Post # 8
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    1051 posts
    Bumble bee
    • Wedding: April 2010

    I grew up in a house where burping, farting or anything like that was not just looked down upon but completely unacceptable – especially in the presence of a “lady”.  If my brothers chugged pop and even tried to stifle a burp, my dad would look at them like they were complete failures and heathens.  Fiance grew up with a house full of just boys (and his mom) so he has absolutely NO problem letting anything fly.  Even after all this time it still comepltely grosses me out, so now he tried to blame it on the dogs.  My poor sweet (stinky) dogs.

    Post # 9
    Member
    1110 posts
    Bumble bee

    Yup!  No mystery there, Boyfriend or Best Friend and I let them rip.   It’s only a problem if it’s smelly, then “uh, you might want to move about x feet away :(… sorry”

    Post # 11
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    1207 posts
    Bumble bee
    • Wedding: December 2009

    My husbands farts stink sooo bad that I don’t feel bad at all if I fart in front of him.  It’s payback, ya know πŸ˜‰

    Post # 12
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    5263 posts
    Bee Keeper
    • Wedding: June 2012

    I don’t, which is really surprising. We’re really open about absolutely everything else physical, and he has no problem farting in front of me (all the time, haha) but I’m just too embarrassed to do it in front of anyone!

    Post # 13
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    941 posts
    Busy bee
    • Wedding: October 2010

    lol, even if i accidentally do i blame it on the puppy…”girls don’t fart!” ;p

     

    he just laughs at me, everytime.

    Post # 14
    Member
    1207 posts
    Bumble bee
    • Wedding: December 2009

    @Melissabegins – My husband will acknowledge my farts, but he thinks I poop potpourri!

    Post # 15
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    3125 posts
    Sugar bee
    • Wedding: December 2009

    @otb – HAHA! well duh – if you’re going to do it, it’s going to be all rainbows, potpouri, and glade air fresheners for sure!

    Post # 16
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    191 posts
    Blushing bee

    I try not to…. I try to run out of the room and lock myself in the bathroom. Like @twalila I grew up in a house where burping/farting, etc was absolutely unacceptable. He did not. He lets them go all the time, but at least if it’s smelly he tries to keep his distance!! If I ever let one slip… my face turns bright pink and he thinks it’s hilarious. I just get so embarrassed!!

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