When we had cats, he would pick them up lion king style and do the “ah zabenya” with them. We called it “high sue wen ya” as I didn’t know how to prounounce it.
We talk for our dog a lot. “I’m sorry Mel, dad apparently doesn’t care about your need to go potty right now. He’s a selfish bastard.”
Any time I tell him to hold my hand, he starts singing the Michael Jackson song.
When there is a an ad before a tv show or a youtube video we wanted to show the other, we snap like Toby in the office and speak like him when he was showing the radon test kits.
I have a weird obsession with poking/swatting his penis when I see it, he pokes my bruises. -_-
Any time I do something or threaten something, such as smacking his butt or threatening to pour a cap full of water on him, he responds “I’m going to get you back worse.” or “If you do that, I’ll get you back worse.” He follows through too, so I’ll dump a tiny bit of water on him, he’ll dump a full cup on me. I’ll put one ice cube down his shirt, he’ll put a whole handul down mine. It is unfair really. I’ll try to threaten him first “If you do that, I’ll get you worse.” but he then says it back, until I get really plaintive and am like “No, I do it worse! Me!”
I did really bad at a job interview, and stumbled on words when explaining how he is the higher earner between the two of us. Being very supportive as I was telling him this, he said “I make small money, he make big money!” (in Kevin’s voice from the office) and now it is the running joke between us.
When it isn’t my birthday, but I want something, I will tell him “but you have to do it, it is my “bird-day!”
When he is saying something cute about how much he loves me or something, I will be playful and look down at my hand (where my ring finger is-we aren’t engaged yet) and be like “hmmmm how strange. Something is missing.” or just look down and then look at him.
We also did weird voices for our cats. One was very rich fancy man, and the other uppity british lady.
When he says “f you” to me (playfully) I respond back in the tiny, high pitched “f yeeeewwww!”
I like to slowly and randomly peek my head in the shower curtain when he is showering, staying silent until he notices me.
We like to stand in front or block the other person when they are doing somethng, quoting Jim from the Office “If I’m not looking west, I’m not living.”
(We quote the Office a lot)