(Closed) Weird Facebook Statuses?

posted 9 years ago in The Lounge
Post # 3
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1347 posts
Bumble bee
  • Wedding: July 2010

I hide a lot of people from my news feed!

Someone once posted about how they felt sick because they were “menstruating.”

One of the kids I used to work with also once posted something about masturbating. Of course, my profile was set so my kids couldn’t see personal stuff about me, but clearly they didn’t know how to do privacy settings on their end.

I also know people whose status updates are ALWAYS about their significant others. I mean, it gets old when that’s all it is… five times a day, every day.

Post # 5
Bee
2362 posts
Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: June 2010 - New York Botanical Garden

wow lilyfaith, that’s so awkward!  i know some people who really update so often it’s like…”i’m going into the bathroom” “i’m coming out of the bathroom” “i’m so lonely”…I mean, gosh!

Post # 6
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Helper bee
  • Wedding: December 2012

I have a guy I was old friends with post in every update where he is drinking/partying, in all caps.  Like this:

 

“I AM AT THE BAR ON MICHIGAN, COME DRINK SHOTS WITH ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

“I AM GOING TO ASPEN!!!  BEER BONG HERE I COME!!!!!”

 

etc.

Post # 7
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Honey bee
  • Wedding: January 2012

I can’t stand the needy/cryptic ones too! “How could he do this to me?!” Then the person expects everyone to reply with “Aww what happened?” and act like they really care. Sigh… people please stop posting those types of updates!

For some real nutso ones, check out: http://www.lamebook.com 🙂

Post # 8
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2288 posts
Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: November 2010

A buddy of mine from college posts statuses that I find very clever and/or hilarious; they usually make me smile. Here’s a few from the past couple days:

– “Fact: Daylight savings was invented so farmers wouldn’t miss American Idol.”
– “It’s beautiful outside today. I should really get off the couch and watch youtube on the front porch.”
– “Guys, check this out. Look at a package of Keebler cookies. See those elves? Now look closer. Yup. Those photos are faked. Discuss”

Post # 9
Bee
2362 posts
Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: June 2010 - New York Botanical Garden

lamebook.com is hilarious!

Post # 10
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Newbee
  • Wedding: May 2010

One of my friends posted a very similar status on facebook, last week.  Then he started chatting my fiance and asking him to mail him money so he could fly home from London.  We knew our friend wasn’t there, turned out someone hacked his account….creepy.

Post # 11
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Helper bee
  • Wedding: October 2010

I personally can’t stand that ones that are so desperately crying for attention like: “I’m such a screw up. No wonder nobody wants to date me.” Especially if I’m not really THAT close to the person. Like really, what am I supposed to say to that?

 

Side note: there’s a morning show on the radio called Bobby Bones (mostly in Kansas and Texas I think) and he used to do a segment with odd facebook statuses. Some of them are just absurd!

Post # 12
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2186 posts
Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: September 2010

actually that emergency one – is a spam. her account got hacked – message her and let her know so she can change her password.

Post # 13
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2288 posts
Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: November 2010

@mountaingirl: My grandma got a phone call like that! Sorry, a bit off topic but it was really scary. Whoever it was pretended to be her grandson and claimed they really needed money right away so they could fly to London. Scary.

Post # 14
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546 posts
Busy bee
  • Wedding: June 2010

There is one guy that always says goodnight and good morning to facebook people, I find that not odd…just really annoying.  Good job you woke up again today.  Also, this same guy once talked about how is wife was on her period and came back from the store with a ton of chocolate.  Seriously, don’t need to know that.

Post # 15
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271 posts
Helper bee

someone posted they were on their way to get “vajazzled”  lol

Post # 16
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Bee Keeper
  • Wedding: December 2010

The oddest status I have seen:

:”I am about to go have make up sex with my boyfriend”.

 

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