(Closed) Weirdest Name You've Heard?

posted 4 years ago in Names
Post # 121
680 posts
Busy bee
  • Wedding: August 2012

I used to work front desk at a hotel and have checked in quite a few odd names. Many were strange when put together like Stan Kass(stank ass) Phuk Yu, or Inda House. I went to school with a girl named Crystal Glass. Two of my good friends growing up were named Kazhmeere(cashmere) and Chiffon. I know there are a few that made tears come out of my eyes as I tried not to laugh in front of the guest but I can’t seem to remember them! 

Post # 122
715 posts
Busy bee
  • Wedding: October 2015

Drizzle:  Yeah, I know now 🙂 That’s who she was named after. I’ve never heard of her until my co-worker told me haha.

Post # 123
35 posts

smoocheepoo:  I would be mortified too! One of my family members told me the “Shithead,” “Gonorrhea” and “Syphillis” ones when I was in middle school, and I didn’t learn they were fake until a few years later.

Post # 124
4103 posts
Honey bee

Ok. I think I may win. And no, I’m not making this up. I’m not that…ummm….creative lol. 

Tworquangelica. Yes. Tworquangelica. 

Pronounced twore-kwan-JEL-ikkuh

I didn’t believe it when she told me. I asked to see her ID lol. 

Post # 125
4026 posts
Honey bee
  • Wedding: October 2016

I had a few students with strange/different names,

Nixsy (pronounced Nix-See)

Female (pronounced Fee-MAL-Ay) LOL

Samary (pronounced Sa-Mary, the story behind her name is cool though, a combo of her parents names, Sam and Mary…)

Yivank (pronounced Jo-van, that one took me a LONG time to remember how to pronounce it correctly)







Post # 126
413 posts
Helper bee
  • Wedding: December 2016

I used to follow a young mom’s blog and she named her daughter River. Their last name was Fisher. River Fisher. I actually like the name River, but I cringed at that one.

I knew a girl who named her daughters Capri and Soleil. CapriSun. Like the drink pouches.

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Post # 127
1387 posts
Bumble bee
  • Wedding: June 2014

I know a 50 year old woman named Skye. Jannatul is another – I’ve known two. Both girls preferred to be called Jan or Janna.

Post # 128
1284 posts
Bumble bee
  • Wedding: September 2014

KLee.  I said it “kleeee.”  It was pronounced Kay-Lee.

Post # 129
642 posts
Busy bee
  • Wedding: March 1988

DanaWeddingGuest:  Nicolas Cage named his son Kal-El.

I went to middle school with a girl named Chablis (pronounced like the wine). She was named that because thay’s what her parents were drinking when she was conceived. That we knew that, as middle schoolers, kind of makes me throw up a little in my mouth   Her brother was named Joe and she had an older sister with a “normal” name.

My sister knew a girl named Freedom whose sister was named Christy… go figure!

I knew a girl in HS named Candi Cain

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Post # 130
5365 posts
Bee Keeper
  • Wedding: May 2016

kirstykoo:  hahaha holy shit. I’m glad only my dog is home right now because I just pictured a chinese girl named Wayne and literally laughed for 2 minutes.

Post # 131
378 posts
Helper bee
  • Wedding: September 2014

Jason Lee’s son – Pilot Inspektor

Post # 132
1710 posts
Bumble bee
  • Wedding: October 2013

Someone posted the name Riordan or something like that in a different thread…thought that was a very weird name.

Post # 133
481 posts
Helper bee
  • Wedding: September 2014

I shit you not, I met a little girl named Dolphin when  I was a kid. She was visiting her cousins (my neighbors), and their names were Summer Love, Autumn Breeze, and Levi Gene. This wasn’t the hippie era, either. It was the 90s.

Post # 134
1169 posts
Bumble bee

My Darling Husband…..his parents were hippies and studying Buddhism. So he got stuck with a Sanskrit name…..Dhyana (Dee-ah-nah). It means one who achieves enlightenment while maintaining a mortal state on earth. He goes by Dee to me, my family, and friends. His family calls him by his birth name.

Post # 135
1941 posts
Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: May 2018 - City, State

I know a kid named Talon–always thought that was a little weird lol

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