(Closed) Weirdest thing you or your partner has said while Sleep Talking

posted 6 years ago in The Lounge
  • poll: Who talks in their sleep?


    My partner

    Both of us.


  • Post # 2
    9360 posts
    Buzzing Beekeeper

    View original reply
    Olgarie:  we both talk in our sleep, me more than him (he has a twitter feed dedicated to the weird stuff I say in my sleep actually!). Once in the middle of the night he said in a super creep voice “I am going to eat your soul”. Yea…..so…..I’m going to go stay on the couch hahaha

    Post # 3
    137 posts
    Blushing bee
    • Wedding: July 2014

    My husband just said the other night “I ain’t got no money, I’m telling ya!”

    He died laughing the next morning when I told him, especially because his grammar was so bad. He never talks like that. 

    Post # 4
    3240 posts
    Sugar bee
    • Wedding: May 2014

    DH: She read to us!!

    Me: who read to you, sweetie? 

    DH: (in awe) Spider woman. . .

    Yes, he is a comic book geek

    Post # 5
    618 posts
    Busy bee
    • Wedding: November 2015

    My fiance once told me to call him “Governor” while sleep talking. I had no idea that he was actually asleep. I thought he was being silly (he is a major goofball). I told him to cut it out and he says “I am the Governor! Call me Governor!”

    The next morning, I addressed him as Governor and he had no idea what I was talking about. 

    Post # 6
    991 posts
    Busy bee

    View original reply
    NovemBride1415:  The only time Fiance has ever sleep talked…he was actually sleepwalking (which, TBH, kinda freaked me out…)

    He got out of bed at like 3 in the morning, I figured he was just having trouble sleeping (it was our first week after moving into our new home) but then he started opening and closing every door in the house. I got up and walked out to the living room and he was standing and staring at the coat closet by the entryway mumbling, “we need a trash can, I can’t find a trash can, lets go buy a trash can”….I was confused and tried to point out to him that we had one in the kitchen, to which he replied, “no, we need a new one to put on the shelf” then, he walked back to the bedroom and fell asleep. WEIRDEST NIGHT EVER.

    He has no recollection of this conversation.

    Post # 7
    1418 posts
    Bumble bee
    • Wedding: August 2015

    my Fiance was laughing in bed in the middle of the night while sleeping a few weeks ago.. it was so creepy! then, we have been discussing the wedding cake for the past few weeks and trying to get in for a tasting, so last week in the middle of the night he woke me up to tell me i can just call and order the wedding cake.. i said okay and went back to sleep confused thinking he had maybe just been thinking so hard about this wedding cake (?), then the next day he had no idea what i was talking about,.. uh.

    he also one time put his arms straight up and they were shaking really bad and i freaked out, i thought he was having some sort of medical issue or something! he wasnt, just being weird as hell in his sleep.

    Post # 8
    637 posts
    Busy bee

    The weirdest thing ever was when we were at a hotel and he barked. As in ARF ARF ARF in his sleep…. Usually he doesn’t sleep talk that much unless I try to wake him up at which point he will have a conversation with me about how tired he is, etc and not remember when he actually wakes up.

    Post # 9
    421 posts
    Helper bee

    Him (sleeping): *Mumbles*

    Me (awake): What?

    Him (Very clearly and loudly): Well that’s a party killer. She likes stumps.

    I woke him up because I wanted to find out what he was dreaming about and he opened his eyes and looked right at me and said “Who are you?”

    Post # 10
    278 posts
    Helper bee
    • Wedding: May 2010

    I can’t remember the things DH has said anymore, but it’s totally cracked me up. I very clearly remember him undoing my bra in his sleep. He has absolutely no recollection of it happening. 

    I’ve also heard both my sons (5 and 2) talking total gibberish and went to check on them. They’re always fast asleep. My 2yo a few nights ago was crying/tattling “brother won’t wake up) in his sleep. 

    Post # 11
    978 posts
    Busy bee
    • Wedding: September 2016 - Blue Hound Farm

    My SO will have conversations with me if I wake him up and then have no memory of them later. It’s hilarious, to the point now that I purposely try to encourage the conversation to continue and remember it for the morning. The other night I woke him to come to bed bc he had fallen asleep on the couch. After getting into bed he told me he “was all out of seeps (seep=sleep in our world)”. He said some other stuff too, but I cant remember. Next morning, no recollection. 

    Post # 13
    96 posts
    Worker bee
    • Wedding: June 2017

    ‘im going to go tinkle on my hands!  I went and washed them.


    ‘If we carry this coffin across the M1 it will melt! Its made of chocolate!’ Mmmmmm chocolate coffins!

    Post # 14
    10 posts
    • Wedding: September 2015

    Neither me nor my FH talk in our sleep, but I remember my best friend always used to! It is so funny, she would say the most random things and half the time I couldn’t understand what she was saying. It has always freaked me out how you can’t tell if people are actually awake or not, but also super hilarious. I am LOLing just thinking about it haha! 

    • This reply was modified 5 years, 9 months ago by  sashaa1.
    Post # 15
    81 posts
    Worker bee
    • Wedding: November 2015

    Fiance once said in a very matter-of-fact voice while sleeping, “We should call Snoopy. Snoopy will know what to do.”

    The topic ‘Weirdest thing you or your partner has said while Sleep Talking’ is closed to new replies.

    Find Amazing Vendors