Post # 59
You had me at “make a baby music”…
The ceremony sounds sad as there is nothing they did to mess it up, but the reception sounds hideous! Being forced to share a plate and then finding there is no food to put on it? Unbelievable! Then the ‘members only’ booze. Crackers.
At least we can all learn from this…
Post # 60
This is hilarious. Really. Thank you for posting this, haha. While I am a fan of the couple having whatever wedding they want because it’s their day, this made me laugh out loud for 5 minutes.
Our wedding days will be fine – perspective
Post # 61
Either they definetly didn’t spend $28k, and just said they did, or it really all went to her dress.
Did the bride and groom seem embarassed? I cant imagine that is how they dreamed of their wedding being.
Post # 64
That’s all I can even say.
Post # 65
@Mrs.ChubbyBunny: Wow! Then what the heck did they spend $28K on? They obviously didn’t focus on the important aspects such as food, drinks, plates, and AC.
Post # 66
Wow, this is just insanity. It just confirms what I’ve always thought, though, which is that the most important thing is to be hospitable to your guests – make sure there is enough to eat and drink, etc. At the end of the day, if you had been fed well you probably would have laughed/shook your head at some of the tacky elements of this wedding, but I bet you wouldn’t feel quite so negatively about it. Full bellies = happy people.
Post # 67
Ha! At some point after being led to the 100 degree room, but well before the booty popping, is where I would have given the bride a hug and rolled out.
Post # 68
I cannot stop laughing over this post!!!! “I saw underpants and I was done.” I’m ROLLING!!!!
Post # 69
This surely means I will have a great Tuesday!
I, by no means, have a 28k budget, but not including our rings and stuff, I say we’re anywhere between 7 and 8k. I will make a vow to my fellow bees right now:
I will not walk down the aisle to make a baby music, I’ll save that for the wedding night.
I solemly promise there will be AC and no NIP SLIPS, — I hope.
At this rate, I will make sure everyone has 2 sets of silverware and plates for themselves.
I will make $1 dollar bills readily available, becuase I can’t gaurentee it won’t get a little raunchy in there — with some of the guests we have coming!
Thanks for posting — I’d love to talk to this bride!
Post # 70
HILARIOUS! This post made me burst out laughing!
Post # 71
So if the 28K was obviously spent on the dress and ring…what kind of dress and ring did she have?
EDIT: SOOOO funny – thank you for that!
Post # 72
“all these girls came out to the “dance floor” wearing close to nothing and began booty popping inches away from our table.” Haha are you sure you were at a gypsy wedding???? I don’t blame you for leaving, booze for the bridal party only?!?!!!? Now THAT is rude.
Post # 73
Well, at the very least I can take some ease in knowing my wedding won’t be that bad. Hahaha, it feels like all my stress has flown out the window 😛
but wow, no food and no plates wtf?