Post # 59

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Buzzing bee
You had me at “make a baby music”…
The ceremony sounds sad as there is nothing they did to mess it up, but the reception sounds hideous! Being forced to share a plate and then finding there is no food to put on it? Unbelievable! Then the ‘members only’ booze. Crackers.
At least we can all learn from this…
Post # 60

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Helper bee
This is hilarious. Really. Thank you for posting this, haha. While I am a fan of the couple having whatever wedding they want because it’s their day, this made me laugh out loud for 5 minutes.
Our wedding days will be fine – perspective 
Post # 61

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Honey bee
Either they definetly didn’t spend $28k, and just said they did, or it really all went to her dress.
Did the bride and groom seem embarassed? I cant imagine that is how they dreamed of their wedding being.
Post # 64

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Buzzing bee
Damn.
That’s all I can even say.
Post # 65

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Busy bee
@Mrs.ChubbyBunny: Wow! Then what the heck did they spend $28K on? They obviously didn’t focus on the important aspects such as food, drinks, plates, and AC.
Post # 66

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Blushing bee
Wow, this is just insanity. It just confirms what I’ve always thought, though, which is that the most important thing is to be hospitable to your guests – make sure there is enough to eat and drink, etc. At the end of the day, if you had been fed well you probably would have laughed/shook your head at some of the tacky elements of this wedding, but I bet you wouldn’t feel quite so negatively about it. Full bellies = happy people.
Post # 67

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Worker bee
Ha! At some point after being led to the 100 degree room, but well before the booty popping, is where I would have given the bride a hug and rolled out.
Post # 68

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Newbee
I cannot stop laughing over this post!!!! “I saw underpants and I was done.” I’m ROLLING!!!! 
Post # 69

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Helper bee
This surely means I will have a great Tuesday!
I, by no means, have a 28k budget, but not including our rings and stuff, I say we’re anywhere between 7 and 8k. I will make a vow to my fellow bees right now:
I will not walk down the aisle to make a baby music, I’ll save that for the wedding night.
I solemly promise there will be AC and no NIP SLIPS, — I hope.
At this rate, I will make sure everyone has 2 sets of silverware and plates for themselves.
I will make $1 dollar bills readily available, becuase I can’t gaurentee it won’t get a little raunchy in there — with some of the guests we have coming!
Thanks for posting — I’d love to talk to this bride!
Post # 70

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Worker bee
HILARIOUS! This post made me burst out laughing!
Post # 71

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Helper bee
So if the 28K was obviously spent on the dress and ring…what kind of dress and ring did she have?
EDIT: SOOOO funny – thank you for that!
Post # 72

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Helper bee
“all these girls came out to the “dance floor” wearing close to nothing and began booty popping inches away from our table.” Haha are you sure you were at a gypsy wedding???? I don’t blame you for leaving, booze for the bridal party only?!?!!!? Now THAT is rude.
Post # 73

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Sugar bee
Well, at the very least I can take some ease in knowing my wedding won’t be that bad. Hahaha, it feels like all my stress has flown out the window 😛
but wow, no food and no plates wtf?