Post # 32
Oh my gosh, Mr. talks in his sleep. Sometimes I can carry on full blown conversations with him and he won’t remember anything in the morning. Othertimes, he mutters the most random things (pink elephants in the trees, monkeys at the birthday party). He also snores sometimes, and will occasionally have the loudest, most obnoxious farts. The talking is my favorite though.
Post # 33
My husband snores like a train, flinches, steals the covers, farts, hogs the bed, and occasionally talks in his sleep. I’m amazed he gets any restful sleep given the acrobatics that occur on his side of the bed each night.
Post # 34
@greenidlady: He is very gasey in his sleep, which is HILARIOUS. He also rolls around and steals the covers. But the absolute worst? He girnds his teeth! Ugh.
ETA: In all fairness I am much worse in my sleep. I snore horribly, kinda surprised he didn’t run away sobbing after the first night. I can have full on conversations in my sleep. I get up 3 times a night to pee and probably another 2 to drink water. And I have sleep apnea, so I randomly stop breathing which totally freaks him out.
Post # 35
He’ll roll into the middle of the bed. He’ll steal covers, even if he’s not using them! He’ll just wad them up on his side. He’s not much of a snorer, but does sometimes.
Once when I reached over to touch him in the middle of the night he grabbed my wrist forcefully and shoved it away. It scared me to death, but I looked over and realized he was sound asleep. It was the first night we had shared a bed in months, so he was not used to it yet. lol. He’s never done it since.
Post # 36
My husband makes these weird noises as he’s falling asleep, then he’s okay. He’ll occasionally snore when he’s having a bad sinus day.
Post # 37
If he is on his back he snores, but the scariest thing is convulses really bad. I’m always afraid he can’t breathe or something but it happens quite often so I guess its nothing dangerous? lol
Post # 38
My guy occasionally “hammers” in his sleep. He is a farrier and makes horseshoes from steel bars by getting them red hot and hammering them into shape. Also he will only sleep with his feet hanging off the end of the bed, so he is always all scooched down. Just weird…
Post # 39
I marked all of them – AND there’s a billion other things he does in his sleep. I’m looking forward to the day we can get a king size bed lol.
Post # 40
OH! Time to dish!
My Fiance is a black belt in Tae Kwon Do, and let me tell you….Muscle memory….It’s real.
I sleep on my right side, so my back always faces him since he sleeps on his side/back. There have been nights he will go into full Tae Kwon Do mode, and uses my back as a practice dummy. He’s kneed me in the back, kicked me in the kidneys/liver, punched using combination moves, and head butted me on one occasion.
There have been times I look like I am in an abusive relationship because of the bruises I have.
He’ll push me out of bed, steal my blankets, take my pillow from me. He’ll “cuddle” me where he puts his head on my pillow and drools on it, and then in his sleep put his feet up against my back and launch me onto the floor which let me tell you…pushing me out of bed, and launching me are two different things. The second one hurts more.
He’ll prop his head up in his sleep too like he is looking for something in his sleep. Or he’ll sleep on his knuckles and give himself black eyes, or a really painful neck.
He also snores, but I have him taking some natural anti-snore tablets so that keeps it under control, but I can tell when he doesn’t take them because I wake up every dang time.
One night I was facing him in my sleep, and he punched my boob and kept pressing down after the intial punch. Yeah….I punched him in the chest for that one…it hurt way too much.
And he has farted on me.
So yeah…I have some stories about sleeping with my man. I cannot wait for a king sized bed. Right now we sleep in a twin, and we’re both big people, so we’re pretty cramped!
Post # 41
He twitches and smacks me! Ugh I used to hate sleeping with him but we got a California king bed a few months ago and man is it glorious! He did hit me one time since then, and I have no idea how. It is one big bed!
Post # 42
lol- he snores whilst sleeping on his back. I just push him until he rolls over.
He is a perfect gentlemen when it comes to farting, he’ll always get up and walk to the bathroom. Little does he know that as soon as he leaves the room and is walking down the hallway I can hear his little bowels releasing all that gas very loudly. Bahaha!
Post # 43
Steals the covers, flinches, and he’s elbowed me in the stomach on numerous occassions. I can’t talk though, I sleep on a diagonal and knee him in the balls. Sorry babe!
Post # 44
He doesn’t steal the covers because we each have our own blanket! I’m the blanket stealer and I can’t handle sharing a blanket.
Post # 45
It’s almost 5am, and I’m just getting to bed thanks to some creepy pasta. I’m in bed for under three minutes – he literally rolled on top of me.
If I ever stop posting on the bee, it’s probably because I was crushed to death or smothered in my sleep one night.
Post # 46
@greenidlady: My SO kicks. Haha it’s actually very adorable, he plays soccer and I know when he is dreaming about it because his legs kick about and sometimes he looks like he is walking with the ball. I have told him about it but he doesn’t believe me.