(Closed) What all does your husband/SO do in their sleep?

posted 7 years ago in Married Life
  • poll: What does your significant other do in their sleep?

    Nothing but sleep that I'm aware of

    Snores

    Farts

    Kicks

    Flinches

    Steals covers

    other (please describe)

  • Post # 77
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    Helper bee
    • Wedding: July 2014

    He just sleeps. I on the other hand – I kick, I flinch, I steal the covers, I hit. I’m awful to sleep with I don’t know how he has put up with me for so long.

    Post # 78
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    Sugar bee
    • Wedding: September 2014

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    @SamanthaBolero:  I do that when I am falling asleep! I guess it’s a comfort thing; I don’t know.

     

    As for SO, he snores, farts, and drools everywhere. Sometimes we’ll just snuggle up to watch a movie or something, and he starts snoring. Then he will swear up and down that he wasn’t asleep.

    He has informed me that I also snore and fart.

    Post # 79
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    Sugar bee
    • Wedding: March 2013

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    @BlueBelle0927:  oh god i act my dreams out too, my poor husband. I remember a dream where i was in the arctic stranded on an iceburg (i suspect the aircon was a little cold that night haha) and someone tried to take my blanket away…and i knew if i lost the blanket id die. at this point DH tried to pull the covers towards him as i wasnt sharing….and i punched him andwas raving about blankets :S   then i turned over and went back to sleep haha

    Post # 80
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    Worker bee
    • Wedding: June 2014

    @greenidlady:  My fiance kicks when he is on his side. When he is on his back, he exhales loudly through his lips and makes a little “puh” sound.  Sometimes I can’t fall asleep when his “puh-ing!”

    Post # 81
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    Buzzing bee
    • Wedding: May 2014

    Mine blows out loud bursts of air when he is initially falling asleep. First time I fell asleep by him he scared me half to death Embarassed

    Post # 82
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    Buzzing bee
    • Wedding: May 2014

    ^^ and I don’t mean farting — glad I clarified that.

    Post # 83
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    Buzzing bee
    • Wedding: May 2014

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    @somerrae:  Mine will talk about work… Where did you put that socket wrench? or “I said the tool box was on fire.” I tried to ask him about a toolbox on fire – and he said it was the toolbox around some guys welding – they were in the shop and he was worried the directions to a machine in the toolbox would start on fire. Weird.

    Post # 84
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    Helper bee
    • Wedding: February 2015

    He twitches, snores, farts and grunts in satisfaction after, and talks sometimes (usually about shooting zombies LOL).

    Post # 85
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    Busy bee

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    @LizzieMo:  OH MY GOSH!!! My SO watches foreign films all the time, and he was (attempting) speaking Japanese in his sleep the other night!! 

    Post # 86
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    Honey bee
    • Wedding: April 2013

    @greenidlady:  Sometimes DH snore/deep breathes, but most annoyingly he adjusts his position every 5 minutes….grrr! It’s really frustrating, especially if we are on vacation and the sheets are a bit starchy- it’s really loud when he’s constantly moving around.

    Post # 87
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    Helper bee
    • Wedding: May 2014

    He talks, usually about things that make no sense

    Post # 88
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    Helper bee
    • Wedding: October 2014

    Sleeping next to my Fiance drives me crazy some times! He tosses and turns and with doing that pulls the fitted sheet off the bed, he mumbles in his sleep, snores etc!! 

    Post # 89
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    Busy bee
    • Wedding: June 2012

    Snores, farts, steals covers…and by far the most irritating thing is what he grinds his teeth/chews and smacks…it’s like sleeping next to an old man eating a peanut butter sandwhich. I can deal with the snoring, farting, cover theft…but omg the chewing and smacking drives me nuts!!! lol

    Post # 90
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    Helper bee
    • Wedding: June 2013

    my DH farts, mostly in the morning after I’ve gotten up and he’s still sleeping. he must subconsciously realize when I’ve left the bed because as soon as I walk out of the room I hear this explosive fart, but he’s very gentlemanly about trying not to fart around me if he can avoid it. he’s also an obsessive snuggler, and always complains that I sleep on the edge of our (California king) bed – but no matter where I lay, he spoons up to me and keeps pushing closer till I’m about to fall off!  and he occasionally talks in his sleep.

    Post # 91
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    Helper bee
    • Wedding: September 2013

    Sweat! As soon as DH falls asleep he starts sweating. It could be 40 below zero and he still sweats! 

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