(Closed) What all does your husband/SO do in their sleep?

posted 7 years ago in Married Life
  • poll: What does your significant other do in their sleep?
    Nothing but sleep that I'm aware of : (31 votes)
    3 %
    Snores : (245 votes)
    26 %
    Farts : (153 votes)
    16 %
    Kicks : (61 votes)
    6 %
    Flinches : (176 votes)
    18 %
    Steals covers : (182 votes)
    19 %
    other (please describe) : (106 votes)
    11 %
  • Post # 122
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    453 posts
    Helper bee
    • Wedding: August 2013

    Generally anything he can do to keep me awake while he sleeps peacefully, so that he can wake me up in the morning and bitch that I got a full night’s sleep and it’s time for me to wake up.

    But honestly, sometimes it feels like I’m sleeping in a car with bad shocks going over a road rife with potholes. He’ll have nights where he flips every five minutes. He’ll do this weird snore moan thing, where he’s not snoring per se, but he makes a groaning noise every time he exhales. In his sleep, he’ll reach over and pinch/grope random bits and pieces. One time he stuck his mouth on me.

    I have a hard time getting to sleep when it’s perfectly dark and quiet, so putting up with this can sometimes be infuriating. Especially if he has the day off the next morning– he’ll assume I got a full night of rest and decide that it’s time to get up because he’s bored. If anything suspicious were to happen to my husband, this would be the reason why.

    Post # 123
    Member
    2196 posts
    Buzzing bee
    • Wedding: March 2014

    @GeekChic:  sounds like our SO’s are twins! yikes! but I have no luck trying to roll him over unless I can grab an arm and pull ;). And cover thief! yes!

    Post # 124
    Member
    1009 posts
    Bumble bee
    • Wedding: November 1999

    Definitely snores, farts, and holds conversations! LOL

    Post # 125
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    2473 posts
    Buzzing bee
    • Wedding: August 2013

    all of the above, plus sleep walking and talking….

    lmao…. one night I woke up at 4am to go to the bathroom and I noticed the cupboard under the sink was open and what looked like a bottle of face astringent opened on the sink??? (lights were off)…I thought thats wierd? what did Darling Husband do get up and clean his face in the middle of the night?

    Next day he emails me that his throat hurt…. he said he “remembers getting up to go get juice…..” I pieced it togther and said ya… you didnt make it downstairs…. you went into the bathroom, and reached in the cupboard and grabbed the clearasil and chugged it!!

    LOL epic fail

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