(Closed) What all does your husband/SO do in their sleep?

• firefliesinthesky
• 7 years ago

• Wedding: August 2013

Generally anything he can do to keep me awake while he sleeps peacefully, so that he can wake me up in the morning and bitch that I got a full night’s sleep and it’s time for me to wake up.

But honestly, sometimes it feels like I’m sleeping in a car with bad shocks going over a road rife with potholes. He’ll have nights where he flips every five minutes. He’ll do this weird snore moan thing, where he’s not snoring per se, but he makes a groaning noise every time he exhales. In his sleep, he’ll reach over and pinch/grope random bits and pieces. One time he stuck his mouth on me.

I have a hard time getting to sleep when it’s perfectly dark and quiet, so putting up with this can sometimes be infuriating. Especially if he has the day off the next morning– he’ll assume I got a full night of rest and decide that it’s time to get up because he’s bored. If anything suspicious were to happen to my husband, this would be the reason why.

• goingtotherooftopoflove
• 7 years ago

• Wedding: March 2014

• Sweet_Tea
• 7 years ago

• Wedding: November 1999

Definitely snores, farts, and holds conversations! LOL

• shanbp
• 7 years ago

• Wedding: August 2013

all of the above, plus sleep walking and talking….

lmao…. one night I woke up at 4am to go to the bathroom and I noticed the cupboard under the sink was open and what looked like a bottle of face astringent opened on the sink??? (lights were off)…I thought thats wierd? what did DH do get up and clean his face in the middle of the night?

Next day he emails me that his throat hurt…. he said he “remembers getting up to go get juice…..” I pieced it togther and said ya… you didnt make it downstairs…. you went into the bathroom, and reached in the cupboard and grabbed the clearasil and chugged it!!

LOL epic fail