(Closed) What are some weird/funny things your husband does in their sleep?

posted 6 years ago in Married Life
Post # 2
543 posts
Busy bee
  • Wedding: August 2015

My Fiance tells me all about how he is gonna sell chook scraps 

Post # 3
9520 posts
Buzzing Beekeeper

Nothing too weird, he can be dead asleep and I will walk past to brush my teeth and say ” I love you” as I walk by, he mutters “iiiii looooove u”. When I’m dead asleep and he does the same I just snore. I’m surprised he responds in complete sentences. 

Post # 4
31 posts
  • Wedding: June 2015 - Brakefield

My fiance twitches in his sleep. That’s how I always know when he’s drifting off. His leg will do these weird spasm things. I think that it means he’s dreaming!

Post # 5
142 posts
Blushing bee
  • Wedding: February 2017

He talks in his sleep at has full on conversations with me that make no sense. Not only that but he will wake me up and start talking to me while he is still asleep.

Post # 6
308 posts
Helper bee

Lol that’s hilarious 😛 


My fiance wakes me up when I’m  snoring lol he’s like in a high pitched voice ‘you’re snoooringgg’ lol

Post # 7
174 posts
Blushing bee
  • Wedding: January 2016

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Uscgirl09:  mine does the same thing! I can anticipate the twitches and can’t fall asleep until he starts twitching hahaha!

Post # 8
2251 posts
Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: September 2015

Mine talks in his sleep. The other night I’m reading in bed and he is fast asleep next to me. Suddenly I’m hearing ….burger, french fries… and a coke…I burst out laughing, he woke up, and I informed him that he was ordering McDonalds in his sleep.

Post # 9
783 posts
Busy bee
  • Wedding: October 2015

My Fiance talks in his sleep, but it’s not words. It’s just gibbersish and it’s hilarious!

Post # 10
20 posts

My Fiance is from Poland (I am not) sometimes in his sleep, he’ll talk to me in Polish

He has whole body spasm’s

and my favourite is when you try to walk him up and ask him a question, but he’s still half asleep, he’ll give you the randomess answers. The other day I woke him up to ask what time we we’re supposed to leave to visit a friend and he said “NUTELLA!” and went back to sleep. I think he was hungry, lol

Post # 12
1311 posts
Bumble bee

Fiance sleeps sitting up! He sits Indian style, puts a pillow in his lap, and can fall asleep so fast! It really freaks me out when I wake up in the middle of the night. 

Post # 14
158 posts
Blushing bee

He snores like crazy! He thinks I’m making it up but I have to nudge him or jostle him to get him to stop, and hope I fall asleep before he starts again! 

Post # 15
1110 posts
Bumble bee
  • Wedding: October 2014

DH either has Restless Leg Syndrome or Periodic Limb Movement Disorder because his leg twitches in his sleep.  He also sleeps with one leg bent up and it’ll start to fall to the side when he relaxes, and then he’ll jerk it back up.

Thankfully I go to bed earlier than he does or else I would have a hard time falling asleep to the constant jerking. 😉

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