(Closed) What bridal poses make you cringe?

posted 8 years ago in Photos/Videos
Post # 32
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Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: March 2014

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@khf777:  LMAO! omg… 

Post # 33
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Buzzing Beekeeper
  • Wedding: April 2019

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@missmorganista:  I agree, even though he is military, men and women are still equals. That type of pose screams 50s and earlier to me. 

Post # 34
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Bee Keeper
  • Wedding: March 2014

I hate the ones where the woman is looking at the man lovingly, and he is looking away from her like “Hey look what a badass I am.”

Also the jumping.

Post # 35
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Bee Keeper
  • Wedding: March 2014

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@khf777:  “I’m just going to lie on this piano, open my legs and think of England.”

Post # 36
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Bumble Beekeeper
  • Wedding: November 1999

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@theone99:  Yikes! I’ve no idea what that photo’s meant to mean, and now I can’t get that image out of my mind.

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@PacificMrs:  There must be other ways to show the marine protecting her, without her falling at his feet and staring into the camera with puppy dog eyes.

Post # 37
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: October 2012

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@EffieTrinket:  Yeah and it doesn’t help much that his expression is so pervy. It looks like he’s saying “So you think you can handle all this?!”

Post # 38
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Helper bee
  • Wedding: January 1999

Hahaha! The one of them… laying? … on the table/piano…whatever! So awkward! And that one at ther feet! Like a PP my mind went to the gutter and like. Yeah…she’s just finished zipping his fly back up. It also looks like she is blind drunk and is hanging on for dear life or that he’s just knocked her down. That one on the table is truly awful though. Sorry. I just don’t want any forced ones of us holding hands or looking into eachothers eyes. If we do that naturally -yeah – but ones forced. Nope. Also Im REALLY nervous about the ‘bride getting ready ones’…I dont want to have people photo me when Im being messed with – Im not looking forward to the hair and makeup malarkie and dont want it photod! lol. Maybe me stuffing in a bacon sarnie and drinking champagne at 10am -yes, but not the ones of me putting lip liner on in black and white or sepia. Im not an etherial being, I’m me..on my wedding day!

Post # 39
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Bee Keeper
  • Wedding: March 2014

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@khf777:  LOL!

Post # 40
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Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: September 2013 - B&B

I am so not a fan of the jumping ones!!!

Post # 41
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Honey bee
  • Wedding: March 2014

The jumping one, the bouquet on the dress, the BMs hanging all over the groom, bridesmaid all oogling over the ring, brides gazing off into the distance, brides trying to keep the groom from running off/last chance to run and the photos where the bride is dipped back for the kiss. Like another poster said, you can tell that they aren’t comfy.

Post # 42
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Busy bee
  • Wedding: June 2012

I in general don’t like The ones where people are standing way to far apart against like a barn wall or something.  It make people look like they are afraid to touch.  I also really don’t like the bouquets resting on the train.  Its just so pointless.  And I really cringe at the pics of all the bridesmaids all over the groom or rather all the groomsmen holding up the bride horizontally.  My photographer suggested having the guys hold me and I thing my answer was “no way in hell”. 

Post # 43
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Blushing bee
  • Wedding: January 2014

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@khf777:  BAHAHA! preview for later that night?

Post # 44
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Busy bee
  • Wedding: February 2013

I don’t like posed pictures…. the ones with the groom staring at the bride while she’s looking into the camera… the jumping…. anything that really looks unnatural…

Post # 45
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Helper bee
  • Wedding: September 2012

I preferred the fun photos! I can’t stand the posey pose pics! I love when you and see the bride and groom’s personalities Through the Photograph. 

Post # 46
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Blushing bee

I can’t stand the ones with signs. I think those need to be really personal or funny and original, and they are often neither.

 

Ooh it makes me cringe!

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