(Closed) What did you just say?

posted 4 years ago in Relationships
Post # 2
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Blushing bee
  • Wedding: April 2016 - Rifle Falls

“Hey babe, wouldn’t it be cool if my mom goes on our honeymoon with us? She hasn’t been to Vegas in a while and we can all share a room” *insert side eye here* 

Post # 3
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859 posts
Busy bee
  • Wedding: December 2016

Fiance is very adorably naive so I enjoy teasing him when he says funny things like that. Can’t think of any right now. Most of them are things you would have to be in the moment to get. I call him “Precious” because he is so sweet and innocent at times lol

Post # 4
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Helper bee
  • Wedding: October 2016

My Fiance gifted me a bunny for my birthday last year (I’d practically been begging for a pet and our apartment doesn’t allow cat/dogs but “contained” animals are okay) and about 6 months into to owning him Fiance asks “Oh wait.. have you been feeding him?”. That question got a serious eye roll from me.

Post # 5
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Bumble bee

“Remember that movie my dad said he liked? The one with the potato wearing eyeliner”

He was talking about Jupiter Ascending with Channing Tatum. I almost died laughing.

Post # 6
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289 posts
Helper bee
  • Wedding: October 2016

Oh man, there are so many…

“If we start driving now, we can make it to Ireland in about two days…”

We live in Maryland.

Post # 7
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Sugar bee

“when we buy a house can we have a room dedicated to dinosaur fossils?”

 

Post # 9
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Sugar bee
  • Wedding: July 2015

All the time! But I tend to just let them roll off of my back rather than remember them – I don’t have the memory space. But yesterday-

Him: Do you have 20p for the car parking?

Me: No, sorry honey. I’ve left my purse at home, I don’t have any money on me. (He goes away, and then comes back 30 seconds later, opens the car door)

Him: What about 5p?

Me: I refer you to my previous comment.

Post # 10
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273 posts
Helper bee
  • Wedding: June 2015

Driving in the car on a really sunny clear day “the sky is such a beautiful shade of crimson today” umm Crimson means red, not blue

i bought a second set of silverware because we were always running out “so do you want me to throw the old set away” umm no I bought them to keep from running out all the time. Yet he can unwrap something and drop the wrapper where he stands and never think to throw that away. 

Post # 11
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Sugar bee
  • Wedding: September 2015

SLOBee:  Is your SO Ross from Friends? Does he….. have a lot of dinosaur fossils? lol what a strange request

Post # 12
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Sugar bee
  • Wedding: September 2015

(Talking about hysterectomies)

Darling Husband: Ya know, when they remove the vagina and everything attached to it

Me: Do you honestly believe your mother (had a hysterectomy) no longer has a vagina?

Darling Husband: *blank stare*

Me: They remove the uterus babe. Not the vagina

Darling Husband: That’s the baby sack, right?

Someone needs to go back to sex-ed…

Post # 13
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Honey bee
  • Wedding: January 2017

LMAO :)) Keep em coming bees. Im dying of laughter here but cant remember any funny crap Fiance says

Post # 14
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Busy bee

‘So are there direct flights to Sean Penn?’ He meant ‘Phnom Penh’, the capital of Cambodia, we went there this year and he was just not capable of remembering the name of it haha

Post # 15
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: Hawksnest Cove Beach St John USVI

Darling Husband went to the grocery store with a list

him: where do you think the frozen peas would be

me: in the frozen section…..

him: oh.  Are you sure?  I think I’ll ask someone

This continues for every item on the list. Now if he goes he asks which aisle or section the item is. The employees now know him by name.

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