(Closed) What do you call your guy’s You Know……..

posted 7 years ago in Intimacy
Post # 3
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Blushing bee
  • Wedding: April 2011

Snake-A-La-Beast   seriously. Embarassed

Post # 4
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Bee Keeper
  • Wedding: May 2010

dick, penis, cock  –  no cutesy names

Post # 7
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Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: August 2012

@wbrn: purple headed yogurt slinger! Haha WTF?! That’s getting creative!

I don’t use any cutsie names. We joked around about it before, but nothing ever stuck.

Post # 8
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Blushing bee
  • Wedding: April 2011

@wbrn: Haha… well when our son was little he used to have this toy snake he would run around the house with and he would say.. The snake-a-la-beast is going to eat you! And for whatever reason, Mr. R thought it was absolutely hilarious and started calling his the same. The toy is long gone, but the nickname stuck.

Post # 9
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Bee Keeper
  • Wedding: March 2014

Cock or wang, generally. “Penis” still makes me think of Kindergarten Cop.

Post # 10
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Sugar bee

I have no idea why but we call it “friend”. The word penis doesn’t bother me whatsoever and we have used it when talking generally about the organ, but if it’s his penis, we both say “friend”. Weird I know.

Post # 11
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Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: August 2012

Come to think of it… We refer to his penis as “he” sometimes. IE “He’s in the mood.” I think that started as a joke about it having a mind of it’s own sometimes.

Post # 12
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Honey bee
  • Wedding: August 2013

Fi and I call his Happy…

Post # 13
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Honey Beekeeper
  • Wedding: July 2010

@eloping: We don’t have any cutsie names either.  Penis, dick and cock cover it.

Post # 14
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Helper bee
  • Wedding: July 2010

Waldo.  Yup, we named it.  Not entirely sure where we came up with it, but it probably had origins in ‘Where’s Waldo’ jokes…

 

(Hey babe, Waldo’s looking at me again… )

Post # 15
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Honey bee
  • Wedding: October 2010

I call it his Gracious Plenty. Or dick or cock, depending on the conversation and where it’s being held (in bed with him, it’s cock, for example). I don’t like penis. I know that’s the proper name and all, but it just sounds weird to me. 

Post # 16
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Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: July 2011

We generally just say “it.”  We actually had an entire conversation about what to call it and came to no good conclusions…

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