(Closed) What do you call your….you know?

posted 9 years ago in Intimacy
Post # 17
1046 posts
Bumble bee
  • Wedding: April 2012

My great grandma always called them ‘poostadas’ (she barely spoke english, I think this was the best she could do given pussy and vagina?)

Needless to say to this day I am not a huge fan of eating tostadas….just too similar.

Post # 18
130 posts
Blushing bee
  • Wedding: September 2012

Haha. Fiance calls it Va Jay Jay. I don’t have a specific name. Usually just whatever I feel like at the moment though I’ve used “lady business”, “down there”, Chelsea Handler’s “Caslapus”, etc.

Post # 19
2700 posts
Sugar bee

I call her hoo hoo, muffin, vajayjay, vaj, and sometimes generally point in that direction so I don’t have to say much of anything. My mom used to call it a “cooch”, which to me is the most disgusting word I have ever heard and I swore to myself I would never ever allow my hypothetical children to say it. I am not embarrassed that I have a vagina but often cutesy names allow a more comfortable conversation since it is with humor and not anatomy terminology.

Post # 20
13094 posts
Honey Beekeeper
  • Wedding: July 2010

I use either vaj, vajayjay or just plain old vagina.

Post # 21
916 posts
Busy bee
  • Wedding: April 2011

Growing up, my parents called it our “private,” and I find I still call it that most of the time out of habit (unless we are doing dirty talk, in which case some more colorful language is used…)

Post # 22
1303 posts
Bumble bee
  • Wedding: April 2012


Post # 23
7338 posts
Busy Beekeeper
  • Wedding: November 1999

I usually call it my vajayjay, cushi… and apparently my moh and one of my bridesmaids had nothing else better to do last week and they named it Wild wonder haha, don’t know where that came from lol

Post # 24
423 posts
Helper bee
  • Wedding: November 2011

I call it my vulva. 

Post # 25
2512 posts
Sugar bee
  • Wedding: August 2011


Post # 26
94 posts
Worker bee
  • Wedding: January 2011

Just plain old vagina lol.

Post # 27
2104 posts
Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: July 2011

Depends on context/audience…with DH, we mostly use the proper names.  Or we get immature and just say “it.”  With friends, usually “lady bits.”

Post # 28
4038 posts
Honey bee
  • Wedding: October 2010

DH sometimes jokingly calls it his “own personal slip and slide”. It’s usually vajayjay or vajingo if I’m talking to my friends. I have no trouble using vagina, I just like the other ones better. When we’re talking dirty in bed, it’s c*nt, or occasionally p*ssy. 

Post # 29
3482 posts
Sugar bee
  • Wedding: February 2011

Vagoo or bajingo if I’m talking about it in a joking way, vag when comparing female problems with girlfriends, and pussy when DH and I are dirty talking.

Post # 30
2714 posts
Sugar bee
  • Wedding: May 2012

Thanks to Dr. Elliot Reed I call it disgusting! But also bajingo or hoohoo.


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