(Closed) What does your FI do (or not do) that drives you crazy?! (fun vent)

posted 4 years ago in Relationships
Post # 31
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Bumble bee

Omg the husband putting trash next to the garbage can and not inside kills me. Sounds exactly like Darling Husband urrrggghh!!!

Post # 32
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Busy bee

I truly feel very lucky because FH voluntarily does a lot of the cooking, cleaning, laundry, etc. He is a huge help and an excellent cook, which is awesome.

The one thing he does that drives me bonkers, though, is he doesn’t put things back in their place! He either puts them where he thinks they may as well go (i.e. cooking spray in the wrong cabinet, pan in a different place in the kitchen, not putting the toothpaste back, etc.) or just kind of tosses them in their storing place without properly stacking. I am completly type A and want everything stacked right, so this stuff just drives me nuts. I also lived alone for about a year before he moved in, but with a very similar to me type A roommate before that, which fueled my crazy type A ways.

Post # 33
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Bee Keeper
  • Wedding: October 2012

he spills food on himself.  He’s the world’s tallest 2 yr old.  I had to get him an adult bib.   No joke.

I’m always saying stuff like “really, you’re going to wear that white shirt to dinner??”.

But other than that he’s perfect 

 

Post # 34
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Busy bee
  • Wedding: November 2015

Ahaha! Glad my Darling Husband is not the only one lol. 

But YES major eye roll to leaving things sooo close but not quite there. Our trash can is a pull out, and he will leave things on the countertop, literally right above where the trash can is, but just can’t bear to open the door to the trash can. Or he’ll leave his socks on the floor, next to the hamper lol 

Post # 35
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Busy bee
  • Wedding: October 2014

Peeing on the floor? Really? Gross..

My husband sometimes makes that ‘tsssk’ noise with his teeth after eating meat. Someday I will kill him, I swear.

Post # 36
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Busy bee
  • Wedding: October 2014

And he is a bit crazy about our cat. Like .. cat sits in my lap, hubs sits near me and than all of a sudden  ‘Turn him away, please, quickly – he is staring at me!’ Oo

Post # 37
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: October 2016

these are cracking me up! 

One thing my Fiance has always done is after cutting the tags off of new clothes he sets them out and they collect in his room. Even the little plastic hangy part he saves. When I asked why he said it’s because he likes to read the tags. WHAT?!?! Omg lol. 

Post # 38
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Busy bee
  • Wedding: August 2016

1. Leaves the toilet seat up constantly even though I put a GIANT sticker on the underside of the seat that says in bold black letters “PUT ME DOWN!”

2. Takes off his shoes any and everywhere, usually in the middle of the floor, so that I’m constantly tripping over them. Related to this: coming in from outside with snow or rain on his boots and taking them off on the hardwood floor NOT on the doormat that is inches away!

3. Trimming his beard over the sink and pretending like he doesn’t notice the millions of hairs left behind in the sink. This is nearly a felony offense in my opinion.

4. Picking his nose (really, dude? Get a TISSUE!). Every time I see him out of the corner of my eye sneaking and doing this I think “I cannot believe I’m marrying a man that picks his nose.” LOL. But he’s just so damn cute!!!

Post # 39
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Busy bee
  • Wedding: August 2016

sporkette:  Unfortunately I can’t stand the way mine chews in general. It’s horrifying, irritating, and hilarious all at once.

Post # 40
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Busy bee
  • Wedding: November 2015

Oh I thought of another one: not disposing of mail. “Oh, don’t throw that away, I’m going to shred it” = huge pile of mail at dining room table 

Post # 41
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Busy bee

maymrswinks:  I once decided to not date a guy I kind of liked because he smacked his food. there is no way that would work for us in the long term! 

Post # 42
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Blushing bee

These are too funny

My Fiance always loses the remote for the tv. If its in his hand when he gets up it’ll take a field trip to whatever room he’s going to and of course he leaves it there. Then he’ll say bay where’s the remote? Of course I would know since to him I magically know where everything is right. I used to always help him find it but now I’ll just stay all comfy on the sofa and say oh check the kitchen you went in there last or check the bathroom you went in there. Lol like dude before you leave out of the living room drop the remote! 

He also eats really fast. lol

Oh and if he’s playing the video game and I ask him anything he will literally have a 30 second delay before he replies. Like seriously dude, snap out of it. He takes so long to reply that I almost forget I ever said anything lol 

Post # 43
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Bee Keeper
  • Wedding: October 2012

maymrswinks:  oh.my.God.  the tiny hairs!  the tiny hairs!!!  I’m so with you on that one. 

Post # 44
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Worker bee

My Fiance is messy. I had to make my Fiance a bib because he’s so messy. Yet, somehow food still misses the bib and gets on the shirt underneath the bib! Then he gives me this plaintive look like, “I got dirty. Help me clean it up.” Yah, I would, except I’m busy picking up all the morsels of food on the floor that somehow missed your mouth.

Then, there’s the never wiping down the counter after he does the dishes (which I often have to redo because they’re washed so poorly).

The farting! Jeez, can this dude fart any more? I have never met any person who farts as much as him. He’ll be walking down the street and then check behind him. If there’s nobody around, he’ll just let one rip.

 

Post # 45
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Helper bee
  • Wedding: July 2016

My Fiance does this thing where he picks at his nails and toe nails. We have at least three pairs of perfectly fine nail clippers, but he’ll sit there and pick st his toe while we’re watching tv. It drives me near batty. I think it’s just gross. He does it and doesn’t even realize he’s doing it at times, and he is starting to get better about it. 

He leaves for work at 4:45am, so he sets his alarm 7 TIMES before he actually gets up!!! The damn alarm goes off 7 times in a span of 45 minutes. And of course, after the first alarm, he falls right back to sleep again, and I’m wide awake staring at the ceiling, not having to personally get up for another 2 hours. Why does he do this you ask? Because he likes looking at his clock knowing he’s got another X amount of minutes before he actually needs to get up. Who prefers that over an extra 45 mins of sleep?!? 

also, after he shaves or brushes his teeth, he NEVER rinses the sink out. I hate seeing a dirty sink. 

 luckily for me he’s one handsome critter, and for the most part, spoils me rotten and takes care of me. Wouldn’t trade him, even with his quirks. 

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