(Closed) What does your SO say in his sleep?

posted 6 years ago in The Lounge
Post # 2
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Buzzing bee

You HAVE to look up the Sleep Talkin Man. He is absolutely hilarious.

Post # 3
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Bee Keeper
  • Wedding: December 2014

A bunch of random things. Last night he was “on the phone” with a customer talking about how much he appreciates their business (he’s in sales). He also has a weird habit of saying weird things when he’s half asleep after he’s been drinking. He’s totally make up words and talk to me like I’m supposed to know what they mean. He was talking to me one time saying “It’s bide!” over and over, and getting frustrated when I didn’t know what he was talking about. 

Post # 4
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Busy bee
  • Wedding: October 2015

My Fiance doesn’t say any words, he babbles to himself like a baby. It’s hilarious!

I don’t typically talk in my sleep, but apparently one night I said “I win! I get all the noodles!” I couldn’t remember what I was dreaming about, unfortunately lol.

Post # 6
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Buzzing Beekeeper
  • Wedding: October 2013

twice DH has woken me up from talking.  the only one i can remember was “nom, nom, nom, go on girl.”

we still laugh about it 2 years after it happened.  he claims he doesn’t remember what we was dreaming about.

 

Post # 7
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: September 2014

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rararachael:  He mostly talks about Camaro specs. It’s a little ridiculous because that’s all he talks about when he is awake too… “Needs to be a 1SS, preferably a 1LE, but for the right price, it doesn’t have to be. My budget is 30K but I’m willing to go over if it’s exactly what I want.” Cue me rolling my eyes. haha.

Post # 8
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: September 2014

Also, one time he told me that he wasn’t sure if “all of us are going to fit into this marshmallow.”

Post # 9
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Busy bee

Mine talks a combination of English and Farsi. It’s annoying because I don’t understand what he’s saying.

But my daughter….hahaha the other night she kept talking about how “the potatoes were coming”. Fi and I were laughing so hard. 

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