Post # 16
michellelynn9175 : Uh-oh, we might be married to the same man. Dh seems physically unable to put things away, especially in the kitchen. He will make supper and even do the dishes sometimes, but will leave every spice he used on the counter. He even puts leftovers in tupperware… and then leaves them on the counter. He will put his clothes NEXT TO the hamper. I once tried letting things build up on the kitchen counters until he noticed and put them all away, but he NEVER NOTICED. It didn’t bother him at all, and I finally broke and put everything away and wiped down the counters.
Post # 17
He cannot throw any piece of paper away. His office looks like a a dam recycling center.r
Post # 18
Oh I forgot to mention- my husband uses tweezers to pick at pimples on his face and butt and ingrown hairs. He basically makes everything worse just picking at it. He also goes from butt to face without cleaning and so he gets like a stye or whatever and then wants to blame it on the baby.
Darling Husband: “Babe look at my eye, I think the baby rubbed his poop on my pillow case and caused infection in my eye”
ME: orrrrr maybe you got it because you don’t know how to properly wash your tweezers and go straight from picking at ass zits to picking at your face.
Darling Husband: **thinks for a little while** nooo its definitely the baby.
Or when he bends over and asks me to check if he has hemorrhoids. I have seen that man’s asshole more times than I would like.
Post # 19
He has a complete inability to close doors, drawers, and cabinets after using them. It drives me insane! Also he never straightens out hand towels after he uses them. He leaves them all lopsided and crumpled up on the towel ring
Post # 20
Mine leaves tools sprawled out everywhere. I mostly bite my tongue because I’m so grateful he’s working on the projects I want him to, but sometimes I just can’t take it and sweetly whisper to him, “I love you so much for hanging that fixture but can you please clean up after yourself 😬😬😬”
Post # 21
pinkflamingos : Mine is also a hand towel abuser!
Post # 23
sharpshooter : lmao thank goodness this is anonymous or he’d be so embarrassed. I’m airing all of his dirty laundry.
I’ve literally had to hide his tweezers from him.
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Post # 26
My husband actually puts dirty dishes in the sink like apparently normal people, but I’m the weirdo who asks him not to. I like to sort my dirty dishes before cleaning them and hate finding things that weren’t greasy to start, to be now coated in grease because it’s been sitting at the bottom of the sink.
As for what drives me somewhat crazy: I can’t seem to convince him to use a laundry bag for his undies and socks, so I’ll be pulling things out of the washing machine and tumble dryer, and a different sock will fly out each time. Just a thing that annoys me once a week, so not a big deal.
Post # 26
echomomm : No way would any dishes ever be done, let alone Tupperware used. Nope. And I could have a mountain of garbage on the counter and he would never notice. You should see his truck. Or our garage. Thank God I’m in charge of the house. I told him the other day he’s a hamster. So gross. It was way worse before he was diagnosed with ADHD and got medicated, but it’s still waaaaaaaay below my standards of organization and cleanliness. 😂
For example: When we were dating, I thought I’d be nice and clean his truck for him. And I found maggots behind his drivers seat. Yes, you read that correctly. I still have nightmares.
pinkflamingos : Yes!!!!! I am forever straightening hand towels. And he tries to use the decorative ones instead of the “junky” ones and I always side eye him and he slowly grabs the right one. But never puts it back, let alone puts it back right.
Post # 27
Mine puts the empty jar of peanut butter back in the cabinet. It drives me nuts.
Post # 28
- Wedding: May 2019 - Country/barn
michellelynn9175 : omg are we married to the same guy?! Lol
Post # 29
xraychick01 : BAHAHAHA!!! Maybe!!! 😂 I think it’s just a simple fact that the majority of men are disgusting. He says since were opposite we compliment each other, but I’m not quite sure what I’m getting out of the deal 🤷🏻♀️
Post # 30
naturalbee18 : maybe he has excoriation disorder? Sounds like he might have the ocd disorder. I’d check it out.