What gross things has/does your SO done/do?

posted 6 years ago in Relationships
Post # 3
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Busy bee
  • Wedding: May 2013

@lia22:  lol that is hilarious. My fiance is pretty good about being clean. I can’t really think of anything he does that grosses me out. except for the fact that after he finishes eating, he ALWAYS throws his napkin in the messiest part of the plate. and it gets soggy. Gross. But nothing like stepping in pee in the middle of the night

Post # 4
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: August 2011

Mine farts into the phone with his brothers and laughs about it, picks his nose way too much in front of me, and makes this gross noise like he is throwing up in the morning,

Post # 8
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Sugar bee
  • Wedding: September 2012

every morning my fiance sounds like he’s coughing up a hair ball or something when he goes to brush his teeth.

he also farts in front of me, but he doesn’t do it on purpose (at least that’s what he tells me).

and it bugs the hell out of me when he adjusts his junk around me.

Post # 10
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: October 2013

My SO also does the noise in the morning like he is throwing up! I swear it only started when he quit smoking 4 years ago! It makes me NUTS! Sometimes if it wakes me up I throw something at him when he comes back in the bedroom LOL.

Post # 11
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Bee Keeper

@lilchicana:  Adjusts his junk….  don’t all men do that, some in public too! LOL

Eats with mouth open (let’see, yep, carrots are not mushed enough yet…)  and makes smacking noises, slurps his drink… Quiet please! I am beginning to cringe after 5 years of this.

 

 

 

Post # 12
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Sugar bee
  • Wedding: September 2012

My husband doesn’t do anything gross around me.  Which is awesome.

My ex-husband used to do the coughing/choking/puking thing at 4 am every day. It was SO loud.  He wasn’t even doing it in the bedroom, but it used to wake me up.  He also used to take shits with the door open, then proceed to wipe his ass while standing up in front of me.  He would give me daily updates on his bowel habits, like the number of times he crapped, the consistency and how many times he had to wipe.  He farted constantly, like literally every 7-10 minutes… even in his sleep.  When he eat, he ate really, really fast and was sloppy about it.  He’d chew with his mouth open and slurp.  He wasn’t just slurping food like soup, he was doing it with anything that had any moisture in it.  He also carried a hankerchief with him at all times, because he was constantly blowing his nose.  Needless to say he was a disgusting pig.  

Post # 13
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Sugar bee
  • Wedding: May 2014

Hmm… My SO can’t seem to hold his farts, just the other day I walked into one!

EW, one day we were at the mall and in the William and Sonoma store… we were casually walking around when i smelled this horrid smell. It was like multiple farm animals had died and were rotting in the hot sun. I turned to him about to gag and asked him wtf that was? He said he didn’t know; so we swiftly walked out and I went on the bitch about how I hate going to the mall because people are so disgusting. He later admitted that it was him and I could tell he was quite proud of it.

Post # 15
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Busy bee
  • Wedding: May 2013

@happyface:  My Fiance is wellknown for adjusting his junk in public. Even his friends call him CBS. Criminal Ball Scratcher! lol

Post # 16
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Worker bee
  • Wedding: July 2012

Mine somehow ALWAYS has gas and in turn, an unlimited supply of farts and burps. He also likes to go to the bathroom (1 or 2!) with the door open…and it doesn’t bother him at all to wear socks or underwear with holes. All of which is gross in my opinion!

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