(Closed) What gross things has/does your SO done/do?

posted 8 years ago in Relationships
Post # 47
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Blushing bee
  • Wedding: May 2015

Haha this has made me feel lots better about my OH – he doesn’t seem anywhere near as bad now!

He also does the weird hairball thing in the morning – yeah seriously, what IS that?!

He also does really long loud farts and burps, I swear he does it on purpose just to annoy me now.

But peeing in the sink, and pooing with the door open?? No, I think he knows we’d never have sex again!!!

Post # 48
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Busy bee
  • Wedding: February 2013

These are freakin hilarious.

Just to annoy me sometimes Fiance will pinch his nipples or stick his finger in his bellybutton, swirl it, and make an O-face. IT’S SO GROSS. He also lets the dog lick all over his beard. Once in a while he doesn’t do an extra flush when needed and I find “extras” in the toilet when it’s my turn. Fun!

Post # 49
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Helper bee
  • Wedding: May 2014

I love SO dearly…but he burps in public. In restaurants. And thinks nothin of it. ::facepalm::

 

Post # 50
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: December 2019

Wow. My SO is an extremely neat and tidy person, so I really don’t have any complaints except when we are very playful with each other, and he loves to stick his tongue out at me and give me a tiny lick on the face. But sometimes if I’m annoying him or he wants my attention he will grab my face and just lick it from jaw to forehead. Usually after that I’m so stunned I don’t know what to do, lol.

Post # 52
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: August 2012

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@MrsBlueSeptember:  Drives me crazy. You cant see in our kicthen from the living room and I’ll hear him doing it and yell at him lol. He turns on the water to hide it when I do. 

Post # 54
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Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: September 2012

Fiance misses in the bathroom.. not puddles, but sprinkles here & there. We have an issue with our radiator next to the toliet & it’s covered in paper, so if it gets wet you can cleary see it. After he pees, a lot of time there’s sprinkles all across it. Grosses me out so much! He claims its not from him though & that I’m planting evidence by sprinkling water on the paper.. LOL. It makes me wonder where else there are sprinkles that I can’t see… ew!

Post # 55
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Sugar bee
  • Wedding: September 2012

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@Mrs.LaFountain:  My ex used to turn on the water too.  Like that makes it any better. 

Post # 56
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Sugar Beekeeper
  • Wedding: January 2011

He pulls out his nose hairs when we’re watching tv.  It drives me nuts!

Post # 57
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Sugar Beekeeper
  • Wedding: January 2011

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@Mrs.LaFountain:  Ewwww!  I could not handle that!

So glad my DH’s gross is just annoying and isn’t gag-worthy.

Post # 58
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Helper bee
  • Wedding: June 2013

I love me guy but I often give him the side eye when he picks at his toes while we are watching tv or wipes his dogs eye boogers and then wipes his hand on his pants or the couch. DISGUSTING!  He often picks his noes a bit more than I’d like :/

Post # 59
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Sugar bee
  • Wedding: December 2017

My DH used to pickhis toenails when he was in bed. I have broken him of that habit after 10 years. He still chews with his mouth open and talks with food in his mouth…not when we are home alone together (because we have tons of time to talk he doesn’t feel the need to do it while eating) but usually while we are out at dinner with friends or at a familly dinner or somewhere equally embarassing.

Post # 60
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Blushing bee
  • Wedding: March 2013

Wow, I am now extra greatful for my very well housebroken FI! He doesn’t do anything gross. Perhaps that will change in time, we have only been living together a little over nine months now. He has not even farted around me, he is very discrete with his bathroom habits and thetoilet is always clean (so is the floor), and he is pretty obsessive about keeping the house and himself clean.

Worst I have read so far is the husband who poops while his wife is “trapped” in the bathtub and can’t escape it.

Post # 61
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Helper bee
  • Wedding: September 2012

Fiance smells everything, I mean everything. When her picks his nose, scratches his balls, cleans his ears, clips his toenail, he smells it. It’s gross, that’s all I can say. UGH

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