Post # 77
@Sweetie Pie 21:
OMG that is disgusting!! I Hate the sound of knuckles being cracked– but TOES? EEW!! LOL
My SO sometimes doesn’t flush the toilet twice when he ought to– so I get to see floating poo! ECCHHK! Although, I have bugged him about it enough times now that he usually flushes twice if necessary, thank goodness!
He also keeps and wears disgustingly holey socks (like, socks that cover only half his foot because so much of the heel is gone)– that I cannot stand. How can people wear socks like that????
Other than that, he is remarkably non-gross compared to a lot of these guys we’re hearing about!
Post # 78
Wow some of these are shocking! My fiance is pretty clean and lovely, the only thing that bugs me is the sink trifle, the build up of stubble, shaving gel etc in the sink cos it drains quite slowly. But I’m definitely going to appreciate him more after reading these!!!
Post # 79
Although I have to add that he cracks his knuckles and… his elbows! Weird right. I crack everything aswell though, knuckles, toes, neck, back, jaw so it doesn’t bother me, but it is strange.
Post # 80
- Wedding: August 2013 - Rosehill Community Center
Man, I think I am grosser than him… He does the horrible puke-sounding throat-clearing in the morning, but I have my own version that I do that also sounds gross… He doesn’t brush his teeth in the mornings, which GROSSES ME OUT so much, that is the one thing I can’t stand. He knows that I would prefer him to brush in the morning, though, so does on the weekends at least. But I can’t imagine! He farts a lot, but they tend to be silent and often don’t smell much, so there is no warning when he lets an occasional horrible stinky one out. Oh, and I love to use Q-tips (they aren’t really that good for you, but I love them still), and got him to start using them sometimes, but I am always shocked by what comes out of his ears. I can see the used ones in the trash, like, coated with wax. I’m surprised he can hear most of the time!
Post # 81
DH blows his nose in the shower, onto his bare hands, then just rinses them off quickly under the shower. It makes me want to puke every time.
When we are out for a walk, he’ll often just blow a snot rocket onto the ground.
He’s got really bad allergies, so these things happen quite regularily, and it’s making me start to gag a little just typing this.
He used to pee in the shower when I was with him, but I put an end to that. He doesn’t drink enough water, so his pee really stinks!
Post # 82
What is it with men and ear wax? I can see alot of my SO’s when we are snuggled in bed. I make him clean it out.
Post # 83
lol i’m glad I’m not the only one that has to deal with the coughing up in the morning thing. Just this morning he was doing it and I wanted to scream…i was still in bed and couldn’t sleep because of him being loud.
Reading this makes me laugh because hes done a lot of these things and now I’m like I probably have the grossest Fiance out there.
Things that drive me nuts:
Farts into the fan so it comes back with a VENGENCE/ dutch ovens
used to do the snot rocket thing but not as much or around me any more.
Horks up and spits it, I’ve given him a really hard time about this its just awful.
blows his nose on laundry….yikes.
pees in the sink if I’m using the washroom
pretends to wipe boogers on me because he knows this grosses me right the eff out.
Post # 84
Fiance doesn’t do anything gross, thankfully! I guess I just lucked out ^_^
Post # 85
My Fiancé farts, picks his nose, when he goes to pee at night he doesn’t put he seat up so he pees on it, he also does that nasty caugh when he brushes his teeth but the worse in my opinion is when picks at his belly button
Post # 86
Liss13 my goodness! mine refuses to remember to cut his toenails too! an he is on his feet pretty much all day, i’m like how can you not feel that in your shoes?! and i am also worried to get stabbed with them cause i’ve had it happen many times, sometimes it’s scratched/stabbed so hard it almost drew blood and still i constantly have to remind him to do it! i also call them his “talons” lol
Post # 87
My fiance is generally well-behaved in public (farting in the house, however, is a regular occurence, thank goodness they don’t smell usually), but every so often I am walking with him and he spits. Right there on the sidewalk. He doesn’t hock (you know, when they clear their throat really loudly before spitting) but I still find it disgusting. And I tell him so, because to me, this is basic manners, you don’t spit in public. He doesn’t have any medical disorder where he needs to spit like that. But he just shrugs and does it anyway.
It doesn’t happen all the time. I have accepted it. His good qualities far outweigh the few bad ones. But I will still call him out on this until the day I die.
Post # 88
Haha, wow, Fi is pretty tame I suppose!
Sometimes he is not very thorough about cleaning the trimmed beard hair off the sink, and somehow he always also gets it on the back of the toilet, a foot and a half away, and NEVER cleans it from there.
He also gets dry skin sometimes and will scratch his legs/butt so violently in his sleep that he shakes the bed and wakes me up! The first couple times it happened, I woke up disoriented and pissed off because I thought he was waking me up by masturbating!
In general, he farts less than I do… er, ahem… and he is not very smelly. He has never (and hopefully never will) pooped in the same room as me! Ewwwwww….
Post # 88
This thread makes me feel so much better. hahaha I’m not the only one who’s SO is gross sometimes!
Post # 89
Hahaha this is an old thread but a funny one!!
My fiance drinks straight out of the filtered water jug in the fridge. I use it to serve guests!
He also takes glasses of water to bed & doesn’t return them to the kitchen so I end up finding piles of water glasses next to his bed. Once he had so many that I decided to just wait until we ran out of glasses & made him wash them all up haha.
Oh & he also eats fruit like peaches & plums & then leaves the seeds all around the house. So gross.
WHY ARE MEN SO GROSS?!?!
Post # 90
Just told my boyfriend about this thread and his response was putting boogers into my hair and asking if I would tell yall about it…