(Closed) What gross things has/does your SO done/do?

posted 8 years ago in Relationships
Post # 91
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Sugar bee
  • Wedding: May 2014

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MrsKolache:  seriously, my DH would get a fist to the crotch if he did that! Ewwww

Post # 92
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Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: December 2014

I justnread through this and would like to state, for the record, some ladies were being totally unfair! Gagging while brushing your teeth just happens to some people. I have always gagged when I brush my tongue. Can’t help it!

Post # 93
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Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: September 2015

mine quietly farts and pretends it was the dogs

Post # 94
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Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: June 2015

My Fiance grosses me out on the daily basis.  The worst offenses are:

– The way he spits up phlegm. It’s loud, obnoxious, and disgusting.

– Leaving hair in the sink after he shaves

– He thinks its funny to fart on me in bed

– He leaves his toothbrush in the shower, completely uncovered, which I find disgusting

– I also hate how loud he is when he throws up.  You can hear him in the other room with the TV on. I don’t know why its sooo loud!

– When he’s walking around at home in his underwear, sometimes he’ll tuck his phone in them.  I find this gross!

Post # 95
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Worker bee

My dear husband has very bad hangovers and he likes to drink cola to “cure” them. If the party lasted till morning it means he’ll be throwing up. And that sound is just so horrible that even our cat gets scared. Worst time was when he didn’t make it to the bathroom and threw up on the bathroom door. I got so mad because there was no way that he would clean it up. I mean, he was so sick that he couldn’t even put clothes on so he lied on the sofa all naked. Otherwise he’s pretty decent although it happens (very rarely though) that he forgets to flush in the morning. 

Post # 96
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Blushing bee
  • Wedding: September 2014

My DH does the gagging thing in the a.m, poos with the door open, blows his nose on the inside of the shirt HE IS WEARING, and adjusts his junk in public. Sometimes I get upset and then I remember that he watched me give birth twice and that probably makes us even LOL

Post # 97
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Helper bee

He blows his nose in the bathroom sink! It wouldn’t be so bad if he would PROPERLY clean the damn thing after every time!

Post # 98
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Blushing bee

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Artificial-Sweetener:  I’m ROFL, ” It was like multiple farm animals had died and were rotting in the hot sun.” My stitches are almost coming lose, am supposed to rest after surgery, how on earth did I get to this thread now. Great story!!

Post # 99
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Helper bee

I think I’m pretty lucky with my dear Fiance. He doesn’t believe in farting anywhere but the bathroom, however, it’s like they all get saved up before bedtime so when he gets in there it’s like a friggin’ symphony for 5 minutes. I actually kill myself laughing and am glad I don’t have to smell them! 

Post # 100
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: October 2014

These are so funny!!! I am lucky I don’t have to deal with most of this stuff. He also has the bad hacking while brushing his teeth and he will occasionally burp. Only has happened once which pissued me off (in my mouth during sex!) otherwise he is very clean.

Post # 101
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Blushing bee
  • Wedding: November 2015

Thank god Fiance doesn’t fart around me, I know it’s just a normal bodily function, but ugh. However, he uses q-tips nightly and somehow misses the trash can almost every time. So once a week I’m stuck picking yellow ear wax crusted q tips off the floor while trying not to throw up. Ugh! Oh and clips toenails over the toilet and they end up all over the place!

Post # 102
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Busy bee
  • Wedding: August 2017

My fiance is honestly disgusting. He hacks up spit all day, he farts, he forgets to flush the toilet when he pees. Can’t wait to marry him!

Post # 103
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Buzzing Beekeeper

I’m usually the gross one. Early on in our relationship he ate leftover “potato chips” in the bed. That is gross enough but they weren’t potatoe chips- it my toenail clipping. I lost track of one but he found it. He was so disgusted with me. Who eats bed chips anyway? 

Post # 104
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Worker bee

I’m not going to say mine isn’t gross because by most other’s standards, he totally is. However nothing he does grosses me out except when he brushes his teeth after he eats cereal and when he’s done, there’s brown spit in the sink. Sometimes there’s just globs of toothpaste in the sink. Maybe it would gross me out less if I wasn’t the one cleaning it. On that subject, he also eats his cereal in bed sometimes and it will get everywhere and I’ll feel it when I lay down or wake up to it being stuck to my body.

Post # 105
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Busy bee
  • Wedding: February 2016

Mine is generally very well behaved. However, he farts like a demon when he thinks I cant hear him. He thought I’d gone to work yesterday night and let out this almighty blast that lasted about 40 secs and changed note several times – then tried to blame it on our 3kg Boston terrier. 

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