(Closed) What has your SO done that killed the mood?

posted 5 years ago in Intimacy
Post # 3
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Bee Keeper

@Olive12:  lol! That sounds not fun at all! Too funny. DH&I are TTC so our sex is pretty non-eventful. Once he said, “Was your ovulation test positive?” And I didn’t wanna tell him because I didn’t want him to know (it’s more fun when you don’t know!) so I hesitated and mumbled “yes.” And he said “well, lets get to it.” LOL!!!!!!!!! We are good natured about timed inter course and still make it fun but it was just funny

Post # 4
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Honey bee
  • Wedding: August 2013

<.< one time, he got a nose bleed. D:

Post # 6
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Honey bee
  • Wedding: August 2013

@Olive12:  Well Too Much Information.. but it was pitch dark and I just felt something warm drip on me. Then we turned the lights on to see what the heck was going on. We were like OMG WHAT HAS HAPPENED??!! We didn’t know who was bleeding from where or why at the moment. <.< le ewwww. 

Post # 7
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Helper bee
  • Wedding: August 2012

@Olive12:  lol, my hubby has been sick for EVER (like 3 weeks) and he keeps doing the exact same thing. Totally gross. 

Post # 8
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Helper bee
  • Wedding: May 2013

When we were switching positions he elbowed me HARD in the face. I had a black eye!

Post # 9
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Worker bee

I was so ready to get it on. My Fiance was on the couch watching tv and I was ready to get things started when he let out the NASTIEST FART I’ve ever heard in my entire life. Clearly, I wasn’t ready to get it on anymore lol

Post # 11
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Sugar bee
  • Wedding: July 2013

My Fiance wears fuzzy socks sometimes since we live in Mich and have wood floors. That’s already sort of frootie, but once he refused to take his fuzzy socks off when we were about to do the deed, and I called the whole thing off until he took the damned things off! Hahaha

 

Post # 12
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Sugar bee
  • Wedding: July 2012 - Catholic Church

@CountryRose:  Oh, my Darling Husband did that to me 2 nights in a row last week! Both eyes!

Honestly, the biggest mood killer for us is if he hits my cervix really hard. I usually yelp pretty loud and then it hurts for at least 5 minutes and I’m really not willing to let him back in. Luckily, it only happens once in a blue moon.

Post # 13
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Newbee

When he’s corny lol

Post # 14
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Newbee

Burped !!!!!!! 

Post # 15
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Sugar bee
  • Wedding: September 2015

He started talking dirty in a Sean Connery accent. Imagine that for a second.  We were both laughing too hard to even think about finishing anything.

Post # 16
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Helper bee

I literally can’t think of anything he could do that would turn me off. 

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