Post # 1
Okay, so we’ve all probably heard at least one sweet, romantic, swoon-worthy thing that our darling companions have told us…but has any of it ever come out dreadfully wrong?
We’ve all heard some doozies.
I was reminded when finding an old journal and finding that my ex had once told me “you’re more than my girlfriend. You’re my friend, you’re my shrink, you’re my partner. You push me forward. You’re like my Lady MacBeth–you know, without the crazy.”
My SO once said (upon hearing my desire to lose some serious poundage), “but I like you the way you are! You’re squishy and cuddly…like my personal teddy bear!”
Post # 4
I had an ex cuddle with me, and he had this goofy grin on his face. I asked him what he was so smiley for, and he said, “I’m just relishing this moment.”
I know he was trying to be sweet, but my first thought was, “why not mustard instead?”
Post # 5
@StuporDuck: I had to read that three times to get it. LOL. I’m a little slow…haha.
My husband says these (I’m not kidding) on a daily basis…and I cannot think of one darn thing.
Post # 6
Post # 7
I have forgotten all about this story until now, and I am completely cracking myself up here.
An ex and I used to call each other “sweet pea” or sweetness”. One day we were being all lovey dovey and I said “you’re my little pea-ness”.
He was not amused. I laughed uncontrollably for an hour.