(Closed) What is the dumbest thing you have ever done?

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Post # 18
1157 posts
Bumble bee
  • Wedding: April 2013

I wore one black shoe and one blue shoe to a party a few years ago.lol

Post # 19
1562 posts
Bumble bee
  • Wedding: November 2011

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@julies1949:  This, exactly.


Post # 20
1962 posts
Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: August 2012

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@ccantics:  I did that… In the middle of winter. That sucked! I didn’t notice it was still running until after I got out of the movie theater I was in either. Lukily my car didn’t suck through too much gas in that hour and a half. 

Post # 21
2067 posts
Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: September 2011

Locked my keys in my car twice…

First time, I was at work… So I just called the cops on my break… Of course my spare key was in my car! haha 🙂 

Second time, I actually had the spare key on me thankfully 🙂

Post # 23
3977 posts
Honey bee
  • Wedding: May 2011

This is like when people ask what’s the most embarrasing thing you’ve ever done and people says stupid little things that drew attention, that if it was really the most embarrassing thing ever they’ve lived a charmed life.

I have done some exceptionally stupid things in my life, but nothing I want to tell about….oy vey.

Post # 24
3261 posts
Sugar bee

Forgot my car was in reverse, pressed the gas, and promptly hit a tree. The tree still has a dent in it, and so does my ego lol.

Post # 25
276 posts
Helper bee
  • Wedding: October 2012

omg, youre so not alone. Matter of fact I can garuantee I beat you hands down. I have actually lost a car. A WHOLE CAR. I was going to a party (i was like 18) in a city I wasnt familiar with so I had to find a side street that wasnt packed to park on. Combed the streets for weeks untill I found it. Hows that?? Oh and I have also locked my keys in the car while it was running. Thank god cars these days recognize if your key is in it 🙂

Post # 26
873 posts
Busy bee
  • Wedding: April 2013

Ilfet my small SUV on neutral on a very slight slope while stopping to use the atm. Someone suddenly said “Excuse me, is that your car”? When I looked over, the front of my car was kissing the back of someone else’s. I didn’t know whether to run over to the car or wait for my money to come out! Aghh! I waiting for my money! Luckily, there was almost no damage to either vehicle.


Post # 27
170 posts
Blushing bee
  • Wedding: November 1999

Walked into the same tree 3 times in row. Put SO’s wallet in the freezer.

Post # 28
194 posts
Blushing bee

Oh boy, I’ll play…but this is SUPER embarassing…

I hit a bus. Seriously. I was a brand new driver, waiting to pull out of a parking lot in crazy busy traffic.  I just needed to make a right-hand turn but there were so many cars (and it was right in front of a stop light so they kept piling up).  So finally, after waiting like 4 minutes, this nice car stops and waves me out.  I politely wave back and move forward at like 2mph when I hear a thud…a bus had stopped to collect passengers and I, like a moron, never checked to my RIGHT before beginning my turn.  

Needless to say, I always look both directions MULTIPLE times before moving an inch.

Ugh. Epic fail. 

Post # 29
5295 posts
Bee Keeper
  • Wedding: January 1993

can we limit it just to today? I’m currently singing Celtic Women, I just realized today that I can just go to to a family medicine doc for a gyno exam, and …………yeah, that’s about it for today.

Post # 30
1466 posts
Bumble bee
  • Wedding: March 2012 - Father\'s Vineyard Church/ A Touch of Class Banquet Center

I once got two black eyes because I forgot that I had locked the glass door at work and went ot walk out and BAM! Right into the door. Yeah, I was a cool kid.

Post # 31
9816 posts
Buzzing Beekeeper

I’ve done dumb things I won’t talk about online haha!

My dumb things I’ve done list is a mile long. Some things that come to mind: Throwing a pitcher of water on a grease fire in the kitchen. “Locking” my keys in the trunk, then getting in the car to call for help and watching the guy lean over and hit my trunk button. Leaving $180 on a park bench during a drunk fast food run. Leaving my purse on top of my car and driving away (bye cell phone, wallet, and digital camera!). Making cookies and putting in salt instead of sugar then taking them to a family party. Bwahaha how am I still alive…

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