(Closed) What is the dumbest way you've hurt yourself recently?

posted 6 years ago in Wellness
Post # 3
373 posts
Helper bee
  • Wedding: August 2012

I sneezed and punched myself in the face ๐Ÿ™ so glad nobody was around to witness that, wasnt one of my best moments!

Post # 4
3771 posts
Honey bee
  • Wedding: August 2013 - Brookfield Zoo

Oooh my goodness, so glad the knife didn’t hit any veins or anything!!

About a week ago I was reaching out of the shower to dab my eyes with a towel (not supposed to rub the water away since I just got Lasik) and I knocked over a glass jar which was in the shower which then shattered and cut my feet in a few places.  FI came into the bathroom and calmly took me out of the shower, wiped up the blood and put some bandaids on me.  So sweet!  But we really shouldn’t have had that jar in the shower in the first place :1

Post # 5
550 posts
Busy bee
  • Wedding: May 2013

@SophiaPetrillo:  I didn’t read this yet, but I had to comment about how awesome your name is. Are you friends with Blanche on the boards? ๐Ÿ˜‰

I’m constantly hurting myself in stupid and annoying ways.

Post # 6
3357 posts
Sugar bee
  • Wedding: May 2012

you know those bricks people use to line their flowerbeds and stuff? Yeap, walked into bricks that were lining decorative plants in a mall area during my honeymoon while wearing flip flops and tore up my toes pretty bad. I was too busy running after my new husband to notice the giant palm-like plants apparently.

Post # 7
86 posts
Worker bee
  • Wedding: June 2013

I was brushing my hair this morning, and the brush got stuck on a knot, and came back and hit me in the eyebrow. The back part of the brush hit me, not the bristles. Really hard. I actually fell to my knees it hurt so bad. It actually still hurts a little bit right now.

Post # 9
5479 posts
Bee Keeper
  • Wedding: August 2012

Last year I was kicking some dog toys around the living room & up the steps for my dogs to chase (it had been nasty outside and they were a little pent up, so we were working some of that energy out!) Welllll I went to swoop kick a toy up the stairs and I NAILED the coffee table… and broke my big toe!  Oh, did I mention I was in the middle of marathon training at the time?  Yeah, 16 miles on a broken big toe sucked.  It did heal enough that it wasn’t bothering me during the race, but it still isn’t the same size as my other big toe, and it doesn’t bend right either.  Oh well :/


Post # 10
275 posts
Helper bee
  • Wedding: October 2012

I was walking through the house in the middle of the night, peeing as usual, and stubbed my toe so hard on a door frame, I now have two big blood blisters on the tip of my big toe.

Post # 12
1716 posts
Bumble bee

I knocked myself out with the freezer door a couple months back.

SO asked me something as I was going to get the chicken out for dinner, and just as I was opening the door I turned to look at it and just…BAM right in my cheekbone! I knocked myself unconcious and had to go to the ER to check for concussion. I did have one, but I’m ok now.

Post # 13
3886 posts
Honey bee
  • Wedding: September 2011

Fi and I were watching a movie not too long ago and it got really suspensful so I huddled up under the blanket… then when the bad guy jumped out of the shadows, i jumped too, and hit myself in the eye with the remote control!  Made for some very awkward moments later in the week trying to explain my black eye!

Post # 15
9917 posts
Buzzing Beekeeper
  • Wedding: June 2013

@flowersandfaerydust:  “I was walking through the house in the middle of the night, peeing as usual, and stubbed my toe so hard on a door frame, I now have two big blood blisters on the tip of my big toe.” peeing as usual…lol  =)

I bump into things all the time.  So clumsy.  But I just get bruises, nothing major.

Post # 16
5096 posts
Bee Keeper
  • Wedding: June 2011

A few months ago, I managed to lop off a bit my fingertip while attempting to slice a particularly intransigent wedge of gouda. I was pissed.

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