(Closed) What is the funniest thing you got mad or cried over while you were pregnant?

posted 4 years ago in Pregnancy
Post # 46
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Busy bee
  • Wedding: October 2014

I cried like a baby in Subway yesterday when I accidentally bit my lip. Just sat there bleeding and crying while Darling Husband got me napkins and ice. Cried tonight over a picture of a lost dog because he looked so sad. Burnt my toast one morning? Sat on the kitchen floor and cried so hard that I was laughing hysterically by the time Darling Husband found me. God bless hormones!

Post # 47
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Busy bee

rjay:  When I’m pregnant I’m going to be so hopeless. I already cry about all those lost animal pictures! 

Post # 48
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Busy Beekeeper
  • Wedding: September 2011 - Boy #1 12/2015, boy #2 02/2018

I haven’t really cry over food. One time I cried thinking about a baby dream I had. I was alone luckily. One thing that gets me upset though is when I find things laying on the floor. I keep telling Darling Husband, if I wasn’t pregnant that “thing” wouldn’t be there. It’s not that easy for me to squat down and pick up things. 

Post # 49
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Sugar bee
  • Wedding: October 2011

I was getting dressed for a wedding when I was 36 weeks. I had a super cute maternity dress and I’d planned to wear my awesome Frye boots with it. My feet and ankles (let’s be honest- they were cankles at that point) were too fat/swollen to fit into the boots. I tried and tried and tried to get them on. My husband even commented that it would be good practice for labor since I was sweating and breathing and grunting and pushing so hard. I finally gave up and just sobbed because I’d never be able to wear them again because cankles. About three days after I gave birth I sweated all night (seriously it was like I was in a sauna) and peed about five gallons. My boots fit again the next time I tried them on. Hallelujah!

ETA: One night we were having spaghetti and I had my husband run to the store for parmesan. I specifically wanted the pre-shredded Kraft kind in the blue bag. He got an actual block of parmesan because, “it’s better.” No, no it’s NOT. I wanted the Kraft kind, dammit! I started to cry because I was so angry and disappointed and he refused to go back to the store, claiming they didn’t have the Kraft kind anyway. He ended up shredding it into a bag for me which was NOT the same but it was a touching gesture…which made me cry a little more because he’s so nice to me.

Post # 50
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Blushing bee
  • Wedding: October 2011

i tried to return unworn shoes the other day that had been sitting untouched in their box since i bought them, and the saleswoman said she couldn’t take them back because they had been worn outside.  eventually, she made an “exception” and took them back, but i cried all the way home because she thought i was a liar. 

Post # 51
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Bee Keeper
  • Wedding: June 2014

Cory_loves_this_girl:  Oh my gosh, you crying over your husband asking you that made me laugh hysterically.

 

I’m not pregnant nor have I ever been but these posts are CRACKING me up. 

Post # 52
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Sugar bee
  • Wedding: August 2011

I’ve cried over pulled pork b/c my Darling Husband said there was too much bbq sauce on his sandwich. The other day the microwave at work stopped working and my co-worker decided to eat her mashed potatoes cold, and I cried, b/c I felt sorry for her.

Post # 53
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Blushing bee
  • Wedding: June 2014

Early in my pregnancy, I had emotional reactions to food, particularly pizza.

The first time, we picked up a pizza and were driving home with it.  Darling Husband didn’t want me to open the box and let the hot steam out.  I was starving and teased him that I wanted to take a bite while he drove us home.  Well, after 30 seconds of laughing about it, I started sobbing even though we were so close to home.  I was so hungry that I was out of the car and upstairs in the kitchen eating a slice before Darling Husband even got his shoes off. LOL.  Now Darling Husband always encourages me to eat take out in the car on the way home.

Another time, Darling Husband was working late and even though I had leftovers for dinner, I texted him that a commercial for pizza was making me hungry and it looked delicious.  Well, he comes home after his shift, about 2 hours later and I was so mad that he didn’t bring a pizza home with him!  Had I asked him to pick one up??  Nope!!  We laughed about that one for a while.

Post # 54
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Busy bee
  • Wedding: November 2015

Omg!! I’m literally crying I’m laughing so hard at these!!

I am not, nor have I been pregnant, but I can see myself doing each and every one of these things! I am already such an emotional person and get terrible food cravings. I really feel for my Fiance when I get pregnant…

Post # 56
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Newbee

OK, well….my story has NOTHING to do with food I wanted to eat, not eat, or dropped on the floor….Darling Husband and I were at my Lamaze class at the gyno’s office one Saturday morning. The entire lobby was full of couples, each woman VERY pregnant as was I. I have the sense of humor of a 12-year-old boy anyway, so when I ripped a little fart (remember, VERY pregnant woman at the time), I cracked up and couldn’t stop laughing. Other women in the room started giggling and that, of course, got other little farts chiming in from various parts of the room. Soon enough, we were all just a bunch of VERY pregnant, tooting and maniacally-giggling females. It was like a runaway freight train….no stopping us. Some of the men were laughing, too, and some just looked plain mortified. It didn’t bother me….I was having fun. : )

Post # 57
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Helper bee

this is the best thread ever!!!

Post # 58
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Busy bee

LindAnd:  During my first trimester all I wanted was hot dogs. Darling Husband went to the store with the intention of buying them for me, and then googled their pregnancy safey prior to his purchase. I got a call from him telling me that he wasn’t going to buy them because they may not be safe to eat. I started crying, because all I wanted was a damn hot dog. He caved in and got them for me 🙂

Post # 60
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Busy bee

Okay, so I just read through the rest and these are awesome. I didn’t realize so many other fellow pregnant women cried over food too! I thought I was crazy when I started crying over hot dogs.

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