(Closed) What is the funniest/Craziest suggestion your FI has had?

posted 7 years ago in Grooms/men
Post # 92
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Newbee
  • Wedding: May 2013

So my Fiance comes home and tells me he hathrough our first dance song… And that it’s a proper tune….

he then plays “somebody that I used to know” by Gotye.

i don’t think he had ever actually listened to the lyrics, but when I pointed out they contained gems such as “make out like it never happened and that we were nothing” he grudgingly agreed it maybe wasn’t appropriate. 

He was so excited- bless him. Now whenever he hears it he calls it “our song”. I think we might have it as our marryoke song instead!

Post # 93
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Helper bee
  • Wedding: July 2014

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@Kathe86:  omg please let him wear it for a bit of the reception! That’s actually really funny and I think would look really hilarious with your wedding dress. 

He’d be your knight in shining armour!!

Post # 94
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Blushing bee
  • Wedding: May 2013

Fiance wants our officiant (his friend) to be Batman.  Batsuit and all.  AND he wants him to grunt unintelligibly the whole way through.

I had just jokingly mentioned Batman as an officiant a year ago.. Fiance ran with it and won’t stop bragging, even though I shoot it down every time he brings it up.  

Post # 95
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Newbee
  • Wedding: January 2014

@ Tphan thats what he says! and when i tell him it’ll look silly with my  dress, he says buy a bigger dress, & wear a big tiara! Be a princess! 

if he still wants to, maybe at the reception he can wear it a bit

Post # 96
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Helper bee
  • Wedding: April 2013

Fiance wanted to buy his groomsmen “bottle opener USB’s” as their present???

He chose these wedding favour boxes 

http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/100-Bride-Groom-Wedding-Bomboniere-Favour-Gift-Box-/220740081406?pt=AU_WeddingSupplies&hash=item33652256fe&_uhb=1#ht_2013wt_1263

(I said no)

He also told the driver of the bridal car (his brothers friend is doing it for us) to “just wear shorts and a t-shirt”  whaaaat??? 

and he is completley baffled as to why I am ordering chair covers for our chairs. (the ones the hall provided are green)

 

Post # 97
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Blushing bee
  • Wedding: April 2013

My Fiance suggested we have a circus themed wedding, and was serious.

 

Just so we’re clear, we have never been to the circus together and it holds no significant meaning to the relationship. lol.

Post # 98
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Worker bee
  • Wedding: June 2013

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@NurseMandie:  actually antlers can look great in centerpieces! I have them on my dining room table! But here is a picture of how you can use them! Oh and depending on your caterer you can have wild game as an option, we are having elk as one of our buffet options! 

Post # 99
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Busy bee
  • Wedding: October 2013

he went on and on about what his corsage was going to look like. Then I told him only women wear corsages and he said ” no way they are unisex” then I showed him a pic of a boutonnière and he said I ruined it.

Post # 100
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Sugar bee
  • Wedding: June 2012

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@Anamagana:  That’s absolutely hilarious!!!

Post # 101
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Helper bee
  • Wedding: September 2013

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@Mars62312:  MINE TOO!  That is of course after I vetoed penguins.  His philosophy, “Hey they’re already dressed for the occasion”.

Others of his “gems”

1. Suit of armor for him and the Groomsmen

2. Orange tuxes for all

3. Wants our school mascot to be our ring bearer.  We’re getting married at the interfaith chapel at our alma mater.

4. Bounce house

5. Would like to go to bed @ 10PM even though our reception goes until midnight.

6. Would like to enter our reception without me.  Instead he’d like to enter with a ball and chain that has a veil on it

Honestly, the list goes on.  I love that he’s involved and his ideas do keep the planning light hearted, but he’s ridiculous!

Post # 102
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Sugar bee
  • Wedding: June 2012

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@VtoM:  OMG.  I’m home sick and that just made me feel completely better.  “Hey, they’re already dressed for the occasion…”  I’m dying.

Post # 103
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Sugar bee
  • Wedding: September 2014 - Lodge

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@crjk2013:  That wouldn’t look so bad but it just creeps me out that a dead animal carcass would be on the tables lol.  It’s bad enough I have to live with a deer head on our wall.

Another one of his doozies that happened just last night:

Fiance and I are packing to start the moving process and are in our bedroom closets packing seasonal clothes and other misc stuff…

Fiance (pulling out 2 garters): Here honey you can wear this one for your something borrowed/old/blue.

Me: OOOOOKKKKKK?!?!  Um honey why would I wear a garter from someone I don’t even know?  Where did you get this?

Fiance: (looking a little hurt) I caught it at a wedding.  I mean its blue, don’t you need something blue?

Me: Yes dear I do need something blue but I just don’t want to wear a strangers garter just because its blue.

Fiance: She’s not a stranger…it’s my cousins first wifes garter, I caught this at their wedding.

Me: OMG I’m not wearing a garter from a wedding that didn’t last!!! That’s like dooming our marriage from the start.  Honey…seriously!!!

Fiance: (again looking hurt) Well I just thought I’d help.

Me: (feeling slightly bad) Honey I’m glad you want to help but lets not bring in items from other weddings were the couple ended in divorce…ok?

Post # 104
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Blushing bee
  • Wedding: August 2014

FH keeps suggesting an “Adventure Time” themed wedding. I’m actually considering it…

Post # 105
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Busy bee
  • Wedding: June 2013

I can’t believe I’m even going to post this….

a moon bounce….

he thought it would be quite fun to jump on after he’s had a little to drink. But I quickly shut down that idea after mentioning how sick he would get!

guess I won that one Embarassed

Post # 106
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Helper bee
  • Wedding: April 2014

Oh man, this  board really made me laugh.

My Fiance last night said the cutest thing (I don’t think it was crazy). Just the way he said it and the fact that it came out of no where (we weren’t talking about wedding stuff…so he must have been thinking about it on his own!).

Me: Just taking a shower washing hair

Him: Comes in…”Who says you can only wear your dress once. Let’s get photos done everywhere! We can go to the desert…”

 

 

 

 

 

 

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